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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 7, 2004 18:00:18 GMT -5
I can't hide it any longer. I taught Timothy Van Patten to speak the way he does in master Ninja I and II. I needed the money and it was either that or pose for Playgirl magazine. I can't tell you how sorry I am for the damage I caused. Oh yeah I also pitched the idea for Stranded In Space. I feel such a burden has been lifted.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 8, 2004 2:13:24 GMT -5
Well, as long as the gerbil was his idea.
It was, wasn't it?
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 8, 2004 8:40:42 GMT -5
I can't hide it any longer. I taught Timothy Van Patten to speak the way he does in master Ninja I and II. I needed the money and it was either that or pose for Playgirl magazine. I can't tell you how sorry I am for the damage I caused. Oh yeah I also pitched the idea for Stranded In Space. I feel such a burden has been lifted. Hey Phantom! It's me Glenn, glad to see you use this board too! As some of you may know, I too worked on the Master Ninja movies as well. I was the 2nd assistant director and have to also admit some of the guilt of helping Tim (or Timmy as I and his close friends know him) along with his career.. You see I usually just get donuts with sprinkles and stuff for the cast, but when Timmy's mom left for an emergency kidney exchange, I had to replace her as Timmy's ...well uh "wiper". Yeah it really sucked donkey nuts, but the thing is I think I used a little too much pressure on a few occasions and noticed a speech pattern change after every ..."harsh wipe". Anyways just also wanted to apologize. Hey Phantom, don't forget our movie motto......And a hey hey hey hey hey and a do/ we work on movies cause that's what we dooooooo/ ayonk ayonk ayonka zim boom beeeeee! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 8, 2004 8:53:31 GMT -5
I had to replace her as Timmy's ...well uh "wiper". Yeah it really sucked donkey nuts, but the thing is I think I used a little too much pressure on a few occasions and noticed a speech pattern change after every ..."harsh wipe". Anyways just also wanted to apologize. Hey Phantom, don't forget our movie motto......And a hey hey hey hey hey and a do/ we work on movies cause that's what we dooooooo/ ayonk ayonk ayonka zim boom beeeeee! I thought it was all my fault. Thanks for taking some of the heat yousonuva. |
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 8, 2004 9:03:40 GMT -5
No problem buddy!..............the king is dead *placing a colt .45 to my head*......long live the king...........*POW*
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Mar 8, 2004 17:29:18 GMT -5
No problem buddy!..............the king is dead *placing a colt .45 to my head*......long live the king...........*POW* I think he has problems... I also think he's crazy. But he's a good kid! GOOD KID!!! *I Start stripping off all of my clothing while singing the Banana Boat Song, then I smear my self in gold paint and then I run away screaming* |
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Mar 8, 2004 19:13:09 GMT -5
*Comes Back into the room, now dressed* Hello? Where'd Everybody go? *Picks up clothes* Well I won't do that again. *A janitor walks in and puts Yousonuva's body in a bag and walks away* *Mr. W leaves the room*
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 8, 2004 19:33:41 GMT -5
Well, as long as the gerbil was his idea. It was, wasn't it? Funny story. The gerbil wasn't in the original script. One day it just followed Max (he stayed in charcter on the set so we called him Max), just followed Max to the set. The director saw their natural chemistry and similar hygiene habits and the rest is history. Long, boring history. And no, the gerbil was never shaved, but it did get a perm once but it looked too much like Greg Brady. |
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Post by CherokeeJack on Mar 9, 2004 15:13:21 GMT -5
How the hell did Lee Van Cleef become the master ninja?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 9, 2004 18:39:08 GMT -5
How the hell did Lee Van Cleef become the master ninja? It's all political. And he did all his own stunts. At least the standing around parts. |
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Post by lemminkimmen on Mar 10, 2004 9:46:24 GMT -5
Watching the Sopranos opener sunday, I was shocked to note that one Tim Van Patten was credited with directing the episode.
Does anyone know if they're the same?
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 10, 2004 13:42:07 GMT -5
Yes they are one and the same.
He has established himself as a respected television director. He has also worked on Sex and the City.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 10, 2004 13:47:28 GMT -5
F***ing wow!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 10, 2004 18:41:54 GMT -5
As long as he's behind the camera and quiet.
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