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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 5, 2004 14:36:15 GMT -5
I know you don't want to know this, but this is the mind of Rick Sloane. I had to do chores at work today, which means feeding the hens and collecting their eggs. The eggs had a bunch of tiny bugs crawling all over them, and every now and then I feel a little tickling sensation on my arm, and there's a tiny bug. This is really icky, and itchy!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 5, 2004 14:38:21 GMT -5
April Fools was yesterday............april fools! haha it was like 5 days agp er somethin.
Protein, me dear, protein. yuum.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 5, 2004 14:42:34 GMT -5
Well, that'll have to do as an April Fool's joke for me, because I didn't hear a single one on April Fool's Day. People in Nebraska not vewy funny. Agh, out, foul demon! It's trying to take me now! Oh, and I just remembered, I found a tick on my arm yesterday.  |
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 5, 2004 14:45:35 GMT -5
Oh, and I just remembered, I found a tick on my arm yesterday. What!?....no!....urr! AHH!...PANIC! AHHHH! KILL ALL THE CATTLE! RUN DAMN YOU! RUUUUUN! |
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 5, 2004 14:54:40 GMT -5
Oh, by the way, yousonuva, I rented Monty Python and the Holy Grail last week and finally watched it again. I know this makes me a heretic, but I watched it with the English subtitles on, so I could really understand every word they said. Now I finally know what Connie Booth says when she's been "proven" to be a witch.
When Roger the Shrubber appeared, I thought, "Hey, there's yousonuva! He's really funny, too!" And now I get your title given to you by Ator. And Forrest's "shrubbery" jokes in his review of you.
I think I might change my avatar to a picture of the Wizard guy with horns (John Cleese). I loved him. And I'm a copycat.
EDIT: Tim the Enchanter!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 5, 2004 15:04:49 GMT -5
Hey! copy cats are my biggest compliment (I have a younger brother who's a lot like me).
See? Isn't it one of the greatest movies? huh? see? I told you...but did you listen?....Well ya, you did. And I'm glad ;D
Tim the Enchanter is probably the funniest character in the movie. Not one lacking joke. And the rest of them clapping in confusion, so good it's good.
Edit: Hey I just noticed you had to read what it was that "The Witch" said on the scale. "Tis a fair cop" , yeah? I had to use the subtitles too and still don't get it.
empty minds DO think alike.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 5, 2004 15:14:58 GMT -5
Blurry eye, have you been smoking crack or using cocaine?
Has someone slipped something in your drink recently?
This could explain the bugs on your arms feeling.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 5, 2004 18:30:54 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny is running around my apartment but that's another topic.
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Post by Domi on Apr 5, 2004 22:23:47 GMT -5
Lay off the crank and the bugs will go away.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 6, 2004 9:38:48 GMT -5
Oh, and I just remembered, I found a tick on my arm yesterday. try living in Minnesota a summer.... in one day after fidling outside with my cousins, i found 10 ticks on myself. I got really paraniod for my entire visit, every 10 seconds I felt one crawling on my arm...eeew. And then you gotta take off the ones on your dog because you can't afford the tick solution... and you find these really big ones that look like lima beans, and you have to make sure you pull out the head or else it'll get infected but their head's burried insie the skin so when you pull it off you pull off some of your dogs skin...and he bleeds allot.. and the tick pops in you hand... uck! I'm glad I'm gonna be gone for most of the tick season. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 11:44:38 GMT -5
I'm not allergic to poison ivy. Proof?
I ate a leaf. And I didn't die.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 6, 2004 14:23:51 GMT -5
Today I wore a glove while collecting the eggs, but the tiny bugs still dropped onto my arms. I got most of them off by scrubbing my hands and arms after I was finished with the chores, but every now and then I'll notice one crawling on my hand. YYeeeeaaaggh!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 20:53:32 GMT -5
Today I wore a glove while collecting the eggs, but the tiny bugs still dropped onto my arms. I got most of them off by scrubbing my hands and arms after I was finished with the chores, but every now and then I'll notice one crawling on my hand. YYeeeeaaaggh! Oh, so now you are on crack AND LSD . . . BUT I KID!! |
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 7, 2004 12:18:00 GMT -5
I found out today that the tiny bugs are mites, and they are living on the hens. So next week I'll be helping get rid of the mites by dipping each hen in a bucket of green liquid, which means lots of splashing and spraying of syrupy green chemicals all over my clothes, face and hair. Yayyyyy!
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 7, 2004 13:51:00 GMT -5
where do you work blurryeye?
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