Post by nightfalcawk on Jun 25, 2004 4:19:51 GMT -5
I am a recent fan of Mortal Kombat, but just look what this idiot wrote:
The schistastic grammar/spelling is only part of the hilarity. What got me was the designers saying "This was one of the best." I could crap better ideas in a coma.
In my Mortal Kombat game here is the kick:
All the characters you start with are exactly the same, like EVERY OTHER Mortal Kombat game!
Oooh oooh- twisting the brain!
In conclusion: Mortal Kombat has no story line. It's a bunch of sweaty guys in underwear smashing each other around with their feet.
No people being struck by lightning or raised by chameleons (yeah, how did they accomplish that, I had no idea chameleons had mammary glands) or dinking random radioactive formulas to make them Lord Cobra, because God knows we don't want to play as a nerdy scientist obsessed with snakes.
Although we are not the official site for Mortal Kombat 5 (Midway.com is), here are some fan ideas sent to us:
Brendan
I have three characters for the next Mortal Kombat game. There all members of a group called the strike cube one is Andrew Poirier a scientist who one day made a formula and when he tried it and it mutated him and it made him Quick Strike lord of all king cobras. His power is sort of like scorpions only he has king cobras to use. Brendan Rhyno was raised by chameleons and after a little while he learned how to use chameleon's powers and left the chameleons oh I forgot the strike cubes are bad. Lets get back to what I was
saying. Once Brendan got away he named himself chameleon strike but I forgot to mention chameleon strikes special power is to make his hands glow in a green light and when he points his hands at something the green light will hit whatever it is and do the things weakness. The other member is Jesse Farm he got hit with a lightning bolt and it
mutated him now he has the power of lightning so he called himself lightning strike
Brendan
I have three characters for the next Mortal Kombat game. There all members of a group called the strike cube one is Andrew Poirier a scientist who one day made a formula and when he tried it and it mutated him and it made him Quick Strike lord of all king cobras. His power is sort of like scorpions only he has king cobras to use. Brendan Rhyno was raised by chameleons and after a little while he learned how to use chameleon's powers and left the chameleons oh I forgot the strike cubes are bad. Lets get back to what I was
saying. Once Brendan got away he named himself chameleon strike but I forgot to mention chameleon strikes special power is to make his hands glow in a green light and when he points his hands at something the green light will hit whatever it is and do the things weakness. The other member is Jesse Farm he got hit with a lightning bolt and it
mutated him now he has the power of lightning so he called himself lightning strike
The schistastic grammar/spelling is only part of the hilarity. What got me was the designers saying "This was one of the best." I could crap better ideas in a coma.
In my Mortal Kombat game here is the kick:
All the characters you start with are exactly the same, like EVERY OTHER Mortal Kombat game!
Oooh oooh- twisting the brain!
In conclusion: Mortal Kombat has no story line. It's a bunch of sweaty guys in underwear smashing each other around with their feet.
No people being struck by lightning or raised by chameleons (yeah, how did they accomplish that, I had no idea chameleons had mammary glands) or dinking random radioactive formulas to make them Lord Cobra, because God knows we don't want to play as a nerdy scientist obsessed with snakes.
