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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 30, 2005 14:57:14 GMT -5
I'm going to open the Phanco day care center on the sixth floor. Phanco: We watch your children like we watch our beer! That's more secure than some day cares. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 30, 2005 17:47:55 GMT -5
Proposal - After having one too many Mai Tai's mixed with 155 proof Bacardi I dreamed up a marketing scheme that cannot fail. I will buy up all the busted cuckoo clocks on E-Bay with two doors and a music box. We fix them and replace the cuckoo and musician figures with Crow T Robot and Tom Servo figures. The music box roll will be replaced with the Satellite of Love theme and instead of going Cuckoo the clock will go Hi-Keeba on the hour and half-hour. All real MisTies will be unable to live without one and the Japanese will go wild for them. Germany, on the other hand, may declare war. What do you think, sirs? Now you're cookin on the front burner Doc. That's just the kind of out-of-the-box thinking I'm looking for! However my investment cash is a little, uh..short. Could you front the money and I'll pay you back? I'm good for it, really. |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 30, 2005 18:55:01 GMT -5
I've got an idea, too, sir, that's out of the box. If you'll just bear with me, I think it can make you filthy stinking rich. First, you gather all the empty water bottles in California, then we bronze them. Then we throw them at people so they get unconscious, just like you like them. Then we can steal their cash to pay back the bronzing people. When the people recover from their forced slumber, they'll be really really thirsty. But they won't have any cash, see? So they pick up the bronzed water bottle and hit someone on the head so they can steal the cash for more water bottles. As long as you keep bronzing, there'll be no end to the bonking. Do you like it?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 30, 2005 19:30:26 GMT -5
I've got an idea, too, sir, that's out of the box. If you'll just bear with me, I think it can make you filthy stinking rich. First, you gather all the empty water bottles in California, then we bronze them. Then we throw them at people so they get unconscious, just like you like them. Then we can steal their cash to pay back the bronzing people. When the people recover from their forced slumber, they'll be really really thirsty. But they won't have any cash, see? So they pick up the bronzed water bottle and hit someone on the head so they can steal the cash for more water bottles. As long as you keep bronzing, there'll be no end to the bonking. Do you like it? I'm inclined to go with DoctorZ's plan. The Z Plan. |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 30, 2005 19:36:01 GMT -5
Ah, poop. I guess I'll go back to the bronzing guy and tell him I can't pay him back for the bronzing he did on my presidential figurines collection...
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Post by Dave Walker on Jun 30, 2005 21:05:53 GMT -5
Ah, poop. I guess I'll go back to the bronzing guy and tell him I can't pay him back for the bronzing he did on my presidential figurines collection... You're not exactly a useful Phanco employee, I may have to dismiss you with extreme prejudice. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 30, 2005 21:07:45 GMT -5
Ah, poop. I guess I'll go back to the bronzing guy and tell him I can't pay him back for the bronzing he did on my presidential figurines collection... You're not exactly a useful Phanco employee, I may have to dismiss you with extreme prejudice. And that's why you get the big money DW. |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 1, 2005 13:04:25 GMT -5
Hey, I freelance!
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 1, 2005 23:27:00 GMT -5
I'll freelance you right off the roof if you're not careful. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jul 1, 2005 23:42:48 GMT -5
Wouldn't that be too much money?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 2, 2005 8:54:03 GMT -5
Wouldn't that be too much money? And just what's that supposed to mean? |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jul 3, 2005 20:38:27 GMT -5
Uh. . . Nothing, SIR!
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Post by DC on Jul 3, 2005 20:44:45 GMT -5
I'll apply for a position in the electronics department. Or the legal dept.
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Post by ratso on Jul 3, 2005 20:45:24 GMT -5
I'll apply for a position in the electronics department. Or the legal dept. YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU GET.... AND LIKE IT! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 3, 2005 21:36:28 GMT -5
I'll apply for a position in the electronics department. Or the legal dept. Our electronics are far from legal. Far. |
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