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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 10:16:57 GMT -5
My worldwide mega corporation Phanco Inc is now looking for qualified people to fill important positions. I may offer yousonova the job of regional vice president of sales because he talks such good bullsh*t. Sp please apply for jobs here. All applicants will be considered.
I'm also looking for a new slogan to replace: "Phanco, for all your Phantom and Engineering related needs."
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yousonuva
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I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 18, 2004 10:19:42 GMT -5
I won't work for less than 11k a year and that's the lowest I go.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 10:21:48 GMT -5
OK you're hired but you'll have to work at least two days a week.
Hired!
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 18, 2004 10:22:59 GMT -5
Great!
*stealing all the supplies; each and every one*
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 10:24:57 GMT -5
Now I need a Senior Vice President In Charge Of Supplemental Monitoring.
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Post by mightyjack on Sept 18, 2004 13:47:09 GMT -5
I possess many qualities that make me qualified to fill that position. For one, I'm flexible; I can swiftly shift from joy to unprovoked fits of rage at a moments notice. And two; I'm quick to make rash, unfounded judgments on people I don't know.
Phanco: Where indecission collides with incompetence!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Sept 18, 2004 13:52:37 GMT -5
I possess many qualities that make me qualified to fill that position. For one, I'm flexible Can you lick your foot?
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Post by mightyjack on Sept 18, 2004 14:12:05 GMT -5
I try not to.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 18, 2004 15:01:42 GMT -5
I offer my application for the mail room.
But I'll only take a leader position.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Sept 18, 2004 17:00:48 GMT -5
I offer to be a Security Guard, I can be a trigger happy nutcase if have to be.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 17:02:16 GMT -5
I demand an 880 billion a year salary. And if that won't work I'll work for slave labor prices.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 17:20:40 GMT -5
Could I make food for the workers?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 18:51:13 GMT -5
I possess many qualities that make me qualified to fill that position. For one, I'm flexible; I can swiftly shift from joy to unprovoked fits of rage at a moments notice. And two; I'm quick to make rash, unfounded judgments on people I don't know. Phanco: Where indecission collides with incompetence! You pass the interview just for posting in Sloane again. I love the slogan, that's a keeper. I'll get to the other applicants soon. Or replicants, as the case may be.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 18:52:26 GMT -5
All I demand is that you give me some good work!!
and money!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:01:04 GMT -5
I'll hire nightfalcawk as a gofer. I don't mean a guy who goes fer things, but as a real gofer. I don't know how this will work out but the benefits are good. And sorry Chem but I can't take any more child labor violations.
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