colemanfrancisfan
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Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on May 1, 2005 20:54:57 GMT -5
How did phantom get three sons? I want proof of the mom!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 1, 2005 20:55:12 GMT -5
No, you're VanHagar in the middle. Unless you meant your IQ.
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Post by ratso on May 1, 2005 21:07:59 GMT -5
*Enters the most beloved character in Television History*
The aliens have landed in my backyard. Please take this tinfoil to protect yourselves, They are furious at us because of the existence Ron Howard. We can't stop them until they hunt down Ron Howard, Kill him, and lay eggs inside him. Be safe, Be wise, Don't drink and drive.
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colemanfrancisfan
Moderator Emeritus
Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
Posts: 11,300
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on May 1, 2005 21:09:09 GMT -5
*Enters the most beloved character in Television History* The aliens have landed in my backyard. Please take this tinfoil to protect yourselves, They are furious at us because of the existence Ron Howard. We can't stop them until they hunt down Ron Howard, Kill him, and lay eggs inside him. Be safe, Be wise, Don't drink and drive. And don't eat re-frozen ice cream!
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Post by eliservo on May 2, 2005 1:38:36 GMT -5
*bing bong*
The doorbell rings, and it's eliservo come over for a visit.
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yousonuva
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I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
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Post by yousonuva on May 2, 2005 6:04:34 GMT -5
Dad, I accidentally set your shoes on fire.
Dad, a guy on the telephone asked for your credit card number and I gave it to him.
Dad, I love mom more.
Dad, I'm gonna stand in front of the TV till you take me to Six Flags.
Dad, I told some person from Social Services that you beat me just to see what they'd do.
Dad, you're not my real father.
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Post by Dave Walker on May 2, 2005 8:10:21 GMT -5
*bing bong* The doorbell rings, and it's eliservo come over for a visit. The conversation takes an abrupt shift.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 2, 2005 8:17:04 GMT -5
[quote author=eliservo link=board=forrester&thread=1114996772&start=19#1 date=1115015916]*bing bong*
The doorbell rings, and it's eliservo come over for a visit.[/quote] Go away.
[quote author=yousonuva link=board=forrester&thread=1114996772&start=20#1 date=1115031874]Dad, I accidentally set your shoes on fire.
Dad, a guy on the telephone asked for your credit card number and I gave it to him.
Dad, I love mom more.
Dad, I'm gonna stand in front of the TV till you take me to Six Flags.
Dad, I told some person from Social Services that you beat me just to see what they'd do.
Dad, you're not my real father.[/quote] That spiel again?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 2, 2005 8:18:06 GMT -5
Dad, I'm gonna stand in front of the TV till you take me to Six Flags. phantom pulls a beer from the cooler permanently installed next to the recliner and settles back for a stare-down.
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TomServo69
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Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
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Post by TomServo69 on May 2, 2005 10:10:11 GMT -5
SHUT UP KIDS, DAMNIT!
"Takes a pull off the Johnnie Walker, birthday present from DW"
You kids and your no respect for the game. Go play your Tony Hawk or Jackass or something.
"Grumble"
Servo
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 13:11:07 GMT -5
Dad, I messed in my pants. CHANGE ME!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 15:38:45 GMT -5
No, you're VanHagar in the middle. When do I get my own sitcom Van Hagar in the Middle or The Courtship of Van Hagar's FatherOh Mr. Van Hagar's father... I NEED A SPINOFF, IT"S PURE GOLD!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 2, 2005 17:29:12 GMT -5
When do I get my own sitcom Van Hagar in the Middle or The Courtship of Van Hagar's FatherOh Mr. Van Hagar's father... I NEED A SPINOFF, IT"S PURE GOLD! Here's five bucks to shoot a pilot. Or take ten bucks and just shoot Ro-matt.
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 18:06:26 GMT -5
Or take ten bucks and just shoot Ro-matt. No wonder mom left you.......YOU SUCK!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 18:32:38 GMT -5
Here's five bucks to shoot a pilot. Or take ten bucks and just shoot Ro-matt. No Pa, he's my Ro-Matt, I'll pay for the murder.
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