Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 18:53:44 GMT -5
Dad, Van Hagar won't share the ice cream. And he peed in your coffee this morning.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 18:55:36 GMT -5
Dad, Van Hagar won't share the ice cream. And he peed in your coffee this morning. He's lieing, it was yesterday and I spit in it!
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Post by ratso on May 2, 2005 18:55:40 GMT -5
I smell Satan in the toilet.
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 18:57:21 GMT -5
Dad! Why is Ratso touching Van Hagar's butt?
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 18:59:37 GMT -5
DAD! Ro-Matt had sex in your car, while yousonuva taped it. I saw this, as it was in the forest (no, not our Forrest), and I was leading a pack of nuns, on my church retreat, to a gold mine, where I got you tons of gold, but the ninjas stole it from me.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 19:02:53 GMT -5
DAD! Ro-Matt had sex in your car, while yousonuva taped it. I saw this, as it was in the forest (no, not our Forrest), and I was leading a pack of nuns, on my church retreat, to a gold mine, where I got you tons of gold, but the ninjas stole it from me. I won't lie about that, yeah...I did get laid. Aren't you proud of me dad? Why the hell was VH watching me get some? Dad I'm afraid.
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Post by ratso on May 2, 2005 19:05:31 GMT -5
Dad why do I have to live in the basement? And why does yousonuva feed me bugs? And why do I keep hearing the voices? MAKE THEM STOP DADDY MAKE THEM STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 19:07:16 GMT -5
Dad why do I have to live in the basement? And why does yousonuva feed me bugs? And why do I keep hearing the voices? MAKE THEM STOP DADDY MAKE THEM STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What the hell are you doing at our house? Dad, Ratso's a perv.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 19:07:39 GMT -5
I won't lie about that, yeah...I did get laid. Aren't you proud of me dad? Why the hell was VH watching me get some? Dad I'm afraid. Hey, yousonuva was taping...
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 19:09:27 GMT -5
Hey, yousonuva was taping... Yeah because he's getting a cut of the profits. You watched from the trees out of your own sick pleasure.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 19:10:51 GMT -5
Yeah because he's getting a cut of the profits. You watched from the trees out of your own sick pleasure. Hey, I was with nuns dammit! You can't be perverted with nuns. Except the really cute one who's a nut and thought she met a cyborg from the future and a dinosaur.
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Post by ratso on May 2, 2005 19:11:50 GMT -5
What the hell are you doing at our house? Dad, Ratso's a perv. PLEASE DON'T CALL THE ZOO ON ME!! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!! THEY PERFORMED EXPERIMENTS ON ME!! THEY GAVE ME BREASTS AND DONKEY EARS!!
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 19:13:37 GMT -5
Dad, I want to play with Ratso some more!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 2, 2005 19:15:07 GMT -5
Dad, Ratso and Ro-Matt's fighting is making me constipated. Speaking of which, why hasn't Ro-Matt been changed, and where's Ator to kill him? Dammit, I knew I should have picked someone who posts here more often!
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on May 2, 2005 19:15:12 GMT -5
Hey, I was with nuns dammit! You can't be perverted with nuns. You made the nuns watch with you. YOU ARE SICK!
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