All We Hav Is Each Other-Tight!!

[mrsphyllistorgo]

Yeowch, but the outfits actors are expected to press their flesh into are snug! Who can blame them for being neurotic wrecks when every inperfection is outlined in spandex that plays out the deepest twisted fantasies of some misanthropic director who's short, fat and bald and WILL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!!

Of course, this is not a new phenomenon. Actors have been forced into silly getups since time immemorial, and the MST pantheon proves it. For this edition of all we have, I want your favorite example of binding, chafing, bulging glory. It can be an official "costume" (superhero outfit or futuristic jumpsuit) or what we are expected to believe are the character's normal street clothes, but they must reveal more than you'd ever want to know!

mrsphyllistorgo


Okay, what weird-ass getup is she gonna have on this time?

[Dave Walker]

Lea Jansen the grandma daughter from Space Mutiny comes in second to good ole Daphne the slut from Hobgoblins.

[Bart Fargo]

Oh, that's easy. The Jungle Goddess' outfit is by far the worst of the bunch.

[uncledad]

Dear mrsphyllistorgo,
Haven't been round much these days.
But-for my money, the hooligans in "Prince of Space"seemed like they would have been kinda uncomfie in those "area" exposing get-ups they wore.
Real snicker-doodles!