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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Dec 22, 2003 18:31:18 GMT -5
Yes, it's the first official edition of All We Have...here at our new home, free from trolls and endless, racist,sexist blah blah blah.....
And in honor of this, these edition of the game will focus on the burning subject of trolls!
We all know what trolls are, those miserable losers who haunt our gatherings and take joy only in pain. Well, trolls were around long before the net, and you can find many sterling examples within the celluloid walls of the MST vaults!
I want your favorite example of a character who is a troll--one who brings down the mood, drags down the vibe, and slows down the others while fleeing from monsters or mad scientists. Yes, these are the characters whose vile offspring would one day make dark and joyless the electric ether known as the World Wide Web.
Everyone who played my last game at the scifi board was a winner, so we are starting out fresh! Wreak some vengance and make us laugh!
mrsphyllistorg
I just noticed that window treatment is evil!
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Post by Alleged on Dec 22, 2003 18:45:52 GMT -5
That's easy: Griffin in "Red Zone Cuba". Coleman Francis' performance is enough to put Mary Poppins on antidepressants.
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Post by losingmydignity on Dec 23, 2003 2:18:49 GMT -5
Hi again, Mrs. PT, great to see ye old game again here.
We're a might busy here around the lmd household but never to busy for you, dearie (there's some headless bunny cookies on a plate on the radiator if you get the night munchies), and by busy do I mean busy. There's the tree to be trimmed, presents to be wrapped, chestnuts to be roasted, the tinsel to be pulled off my flesh (as it seems to have been enveloped in a strange blue mold while in storage--damn creeping tendrils of tinsel!), scars to be healed, the doggie to feed to the octopus, grandma to be brought out of the basement, and, oh, you get the picture. My wife, Caressa, and I are busy!
If that's not enough look what the cat dragged in. A critter. Oh, ooops, I mean Critter. My contact at Deep 13 has been quite upset at me for not "ruling the sci-fi board" and I admit I'm not a good mad protege. In fact, I reneged on my show ON THE COUCH with Dr. Freundshaft and they are peeved (message to Deep 13: get off my gold boots already--IT'S COMING!) Well, here's Critter come over, a troll not just in name, but Dr. Freundshaft has a cold so no anaylizing this time...actually I've been looking for my baseball bat, so just...a...minute....here it is, no, it's not...uh, what the hell?
Critter (strumming guitar, singing, happy endingish): Just put your feet on the ground and jump all around
It's like putting tinsel between your teeth
Put your hands in the air, I know it's not fair
with tinsel seared into your seat
lmd: Caressa, who let him in!
Caressa: YOU did, honeylumpkins
lmd: Oh. Well tell him he can't rhyme teeth with seat...
Critter: Now stomp your silver boots, it's real cute
You've got that Xmas glow
Put you hands in your ears, it will cost dear
Better than a Radio City Music show
lmd: Let's get him out of here. Where's the baseball bat?
Caressa: I found this tennis racket, hon, I...uh, oh, the tinsel...it is seared to your, uh, seat.
Critter: If you can't find a place, there's always space
I mean the above big beyond
IN a rocket ship with a guy named chip
we could all shoot to the great au fond
Lmd: arrghh. He's using French...use the tennis racket. Yes, harder, Caressa. Damn trolls. Everywhere.
Caressa(striking Critter, making a, uh, racket): He's not a troll. He was the hero...
Lmd: don't give me that, bunchkins...heroes can be trolls, just for one day...or for a whole lifetime in this draft dodging losers case.
Critter (saddened by tennis strike; softer, melancholy, folkish) She lied and left me, to Vietnam I went
my angel, my clown, dancer heaven sent
I got shot two times, I wore a necklace of tongues
It was the in thing to do
I know I did wrong
Came back from nam...
Lmd: Caressa, the baseball bat!
with a Madame Butterfly wife
within a year she left me by taking her own life
I got chased out of my old haunting ground
LA and vicinity, they didn't like my sound
now I'm at some loser's house who looks like a letch
it's quite amusing to see the tinsel sunk deep in his flesh...
Lmd: I found it!
(loud clunking sound --like a boot hitting a bag of sand)
Lmd: We've done it...eh, see honey, your leading man. Troll!
Caressa: Well, still there are worse, hunchkins
Lmd: shhh...someone will hear...acknowledging trolls is just to...ah, it's too late.
Okay, I've got to go now, everyone. Some very greasy individuals just dropped in from the the eye creatures and they are filming my Caressa. Oh, and Droppo just dropped buy. Now, where did I put that uzi...
Critter (from floor, dizzy, duped, doped, still twitching and quite batty) A merrry Christmess to all and to all a trollless life...
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Post by losingmydignity on Dec 23, 2003 2:26:30 GMT -5
P.S. This isn't terribly important but I forgot to mention it was my contact at Deep 13 who was sending Critter and the other trolls to my house...I did a Coleman Francis and forgot to follow up on that plot point.
Oh, and where is the bonus question, Mrs. PT!
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Dec 23, 2003 12:13:49 GMT -5
I don't like to use this kind of language, but HOT DAMN! mrspt is here! Now the fun can begin!!!!!
The answer to this week's question can only rightly be Jessica from The Thing That Wouldn't Die. Every single time the rest of the fun time gang want to do something fun Jessica proclaims it to be evil, or feels something evil or just plain IS evil. What a drag! The undead guy is more fun than her. At least the folks who do the bidding of his head get to do stuff, even if it is evil. ~ Ah!!! Jessica has gotten me!!! Save yourselves!
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Post by mightyjack on Dec 24, 2003 1:36:28 GMT -5
Ken Curtis (AKA, Festus) from Killer Shrews. Oh he talks a good game, has that confident swagger. But when push comes to shove he's exposed as a mealy mouthed wimp who'll stab you in the back like it aint no big thing.
Imagin your Roscoe from the Dukes of Hazzard and your out there with ole Festus and suddenly he pulls a gun on you! Sure you're stealing his girl, but "What in the name of Tor Johnson..." a gun?
Course, you easily turn the tables on the dumb troll and soon have the gun in your hand.
Later; as you both flee from the carpet wearing dogs... Festus wets 'em, runs fast as the Flash and then closes the gate before you can enter!! What a twinkie! But alas, because he's more talk than action, you are able to once again avoid disaster. You pummel the troll for good measure.
Festus is my nomanee for MST-troll, because trolls can talk tough but they really are only lonely sad losers who panick at the end and get eaten by Shrews.
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Post by Ator on Dec 25, 2003 6:15:34 GMT -5
I'll tell you who made me, as well as everyone in the movie, upset...that bitter old grocery clerk from The Brute Man, aka The Creeper. I'm willing to bet that if he wasn't so cruel to that delivery kid, he wouldn't have hung around by the Creeper and gotten his neck snapped. Instead, he would've gotten right back, to have a pleasant conversation about the grocer's past. But NOOOOOOOOO, he has to say "CREEPER, CREEPER, CREEPER, CREEPER....you give ME the CREEPS!!!!" Such a sad troll. I'm willing to bet that he became SecretSanta and the_thunderer.
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Post by uncledad on Dec 25, 2003 16:46:26 GMT -5
Dear mrsphyllistorgo, Merry Christmas! Trolls, huh? Well, since I started playing your game over at that OTHER site,I have become very familiar with that term! Watched "Twelve to the Moon" last night,so I gotta go with the navigator. I mean come on ,Medusa stone is a highly prized semi-precious gem.Mainly cause you gotta go to the moon to get it .  But EVIL-come on, "Beautiful,yes but EVIL!" Wonder if they gave "Psych" tests before that flight. After returning to earth , he got married,had kids and then when they were old enough,bought them computers-nice computers-but EVIL! Father"uncledad"Christmas |
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 6, 2004 19:00:01 GMT -5
Hmm... there are so many, it's hard to choose just one....
The white trash guy who was married to the drunk in The Giant Spider Invasion is my pick. I think his name was Dan or something like that. It was no wonder he drove her to drink! I'm sure if prozac was around then, she'd have to be put on it forever.
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Post by losingmydignity on Jan 7, 2004 2:10:41 GMT -5
Ken Curtis (AKA, Festus) from Killer Shrews. Oh he talks a good game, has that confident swagger. But when push comes to shove he's exposed as a mealy mouthed wimp who'll stab you in the back like it aint no big thing. Imagin your Roscoe from the Dukes of Hazzard and your out there with ole Festus and suddenly he pulls a gun on you! Sure you're stealing his girl, but "What in the name of Tor Johnson..." a gun? Course, you easily turn the tables on the dumb troll and soon have the gun in your hand. Later; as you both flee from the carpet wearing dogs... Festus wets 'em, runs fast as the Flash and then closes the gate before you can enter!! What a twinkie! But alas, because he's more talk than action, you are able to once again avoid disaster. You pummel the troll for good measure. Festus is my nomanee for MST-troll, because trolls can talk tough but they really are only lonely sad losers who panick at the end and get eaten by Shrews. Well, at least at this board we won't get infestused...  |
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Post by Torgo on Jan 7, 2004 11:45:13 GMT -5
How about Joe Don Baker in anything?
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