How Would You Rate This MST?: THE UNEARTHLY

[al27]

Wow, a lot of you gave Space Mutiny a 10 out of 10. I've never had so many people agree with me before.

Here are the rules again:

You watch THE UNEARTHLY or you remember it from last time, whatever.

You rate said episode using a 1 to 10 rating. 1 being, "This episode totally sucks! It is so bad it physically hurt me!" and 10 being "One of the best episodes I’ve ever seen in my life!”

Then you tell me and everyone reading this post why that episode deserves that rating, whether it be good or bad. Go into as much or as little detail as you want, but more is always more entertaining.

You can also rate the shorts separately if you want to, I’m just gonna lump everything together this time, but whatever.

I'll go first:
THE UNEARTHLY is an odd episode, two shorts, a really short movie, and it has Tor Johnson, which is always good. The movie is boring, but the riffs are decent enough to keep you watching. It all seems pretty slow paced though. The host segments are pretty good, but not that great. All in all, an average episode, but the double shorts and Tor Johnson riffs definitely bring it up. A 6 out of 10.

See? Easy!

Next week I pick DIABOLIK, see you there.

“Was walking through park one day!”
“Looks like Tor Johnson’s going for that Don Johnson look.”
-al27

[hypochrismutreefuzz]

UNEARTHLY has one of my favourite shorts: Appreciating your Parents. The skit involving this short is also great. The posture short was cool as well, and set up the future joke with Timmy the Dark Crow.

UNEARTHLY: only Ring of Terror is this slow, this static, this poorly lit and recorded. Claustrophobic, turgid, sure, but the riffing by Joel and the Bots bring it alive. Sort of. The Many Faces of Tor and the game based on the movie were two more highlights.

Overall I give it an 8 out of 10.