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Post by roxy18 on Jun 10, 2004 21:31:16 GMT -5
Nanoo nanoo, well the inspiration for this thread came from a little game my friend MaryTRobot and I made up about two years ago. You see, we take two loathsome characters from any two (or even the same) MST3K episodes. Here are examples for the females: Rosdower or Mitchell? Torgo or "The Master?" Now, what you're going to be doing with either character is ENTIRELY up to you, but the game was intended to figure out who was more desirable...okay, now I just sound gross...neither one of those guys is "desirable" but that's what makes the game sooo fun, and then you get to argue your point about who you chose, okay now one for the males: Grammaw "plucked turkey in a wig" from The Touch of Satan or Mr. B Natural?
Have some fun and come up with your own combos and put them on the bboard! May the dark one hold you in his clutches...I mean, goodbye!
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 10, 2004 21:47:02 GMT -5
Mr. B Natural of course. Though I have to be careful or Paul Chaplin will attempt to kick my ass and claim his prize.
Now, here's one for the ladies!
The Creeping Terror or that pickle thing from It Conquered the World?
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Post by marytrobot on Jun 10, 2004 22:01:00 GMT -5
LOL I remember this game, untill five in the morning trying to decide: "Geranamo, or rowsdower", hey unsavory, move this to the game place.... sadly i haven't seen these creatures so I can't tell you which.
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Post by roxy18 on Jun 10, 2004 22:17:08 GMT -5
I have seen the cover of Creeping Terror, but I've never seen this pickle thing, so I would have to choose a giant, pulsating carpet thing that eats people as opposed to a vegetable
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 11, 2004 2:22:56 GMT -5
Grammaw "plucked turkey in a wig" from The Touch of Satan or Mr. B Natural? I'm pickin gramamamamamamma because I have my own personal ties with Morbo, and that guy is always willing to pull the strings and reverse her age to the hottie she once was. And he still owes me 5 bucks. ;D
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jun 11, 2004 10:57:03 GMT -5
Grammaw "plucked turkey in a wig" from The Touch of Satan or Mr. B Natural? <Mr. B Natural mode> Why, how could I not choose Mr. B Natural? I just don't see any reason why I shouldn't! </Mr. B Natural mode> Here's one for the ladies: Dan Kester (The white trash guy in the Giant Spider invasion) or Lem Sawyer (The moonshine swilling trapper from Attack of the Giant Leeches)? Here's one for the guys: Ev Kester (the drunk in the Giant Spider Invasion) or Vera (Beverly Garland's character in Swamp Diamonds)? Admittedly I've never seen this game before, but it looks like fun!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jun 11, 2004 15:28:12 GMT -5
<Mr. B Natural mode> Why, how could I not choose Mr. B Natural? I just don't see any reason why I shouldn't! </Mr. B Natural mode> Here's one for the ladies: Dan Kester (The white trash guy in the Giant Spider invasion) or Lem Sawyer (The moonshine swilling trapper from Attack of the Giant Leeches)? Here's one for the guys: Ev Kester (the drunk in the Giant Spider Invasion) or Vera (Beverly Garland's character in Swamp Diamonds)? Admittedly I've never seen this game before, but it looks like fun! Vera, because Beverly Garland was hot. Guys: Batwoman or Devil Fish
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 11, 2004 17:23:56 GMT -5
Batwoman or Devilfish? Well, since I'm not in a festive joking mood I'll have to say Batwoman. I don't think I can claim to find a prehistoric fish more attractive than a real woman, even in jest. If it was a Parasauralophus though, then we might be talking.
Guys:
Valeria from Robot Holocaust or a de-barked Kathy Ireland from Alien in LA.
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Post by roxy18 on Jun 11, 2004 21:34:51 GMT -5
The one that Mary and I always got into a good discussion over was who is hotter: Joel or Mike? I chose Joel, Mary chose Mike...then Mary chose Tom Servo, then Mike, then Exeter, and finally settled on Crow, but I have a feeling she's bound to leave him for Troy McGregor, apparently those tight, red sweaters are sexy... Ah, yes, I can picture Mary and Troy curled up together by a camp fire somewhere while Rosdower is puking in the bushes nearby. Troy's voice can be heard above the light crackling of the fire, he is reading Tolkien to Mary. She squeals in girlish extasy and clutches Troy's stick like arm during the scary parts of the book.
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Post by marytrobot on Jun 11, 2004 23:52:57 GMT -5
The one that Mary and I always got into a good discussion over was who is hotter: Joel or Mike? I chose Joel, Mary chose Mike...then Mary chose Tom Servo, then Mike, then Exeter, and finally settled on Crow, but I have a feeling she's bound to leave him for Troy McGregor, apparently those tight, red sweaters are sexy... Ah, yes, I can picture Mary and Troy curled up together by a camp fire somewhere while Rosdower is puking in the bushes nearby. Troy's voice can be heard above the light crackling of the fire, he is reading Tolkien to Mary. She squeals in girlish extasy and clutches Troy's stick like arm during the scary parts of the book. te mato! te mato te mato!!!!! mentiras!!!! oh oh they wanna know the WHOLE story, (starts off I never once chose Servo, Crow always went before him in my book.... and I've never strayed from Crow even over the oceans I have been loyal)ok you asked for it Elise! I still have that whole conversation! yeah that's right and absolutly unminipulated version of that, if the people wanna know the truth they'll get it!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jun 13, 2004 15:18:51 GMT -5
Batwoman or Devilfish? Well, since I'm not in a festive joking mood I'll have to say Batwoman. I don't think I can claim to find a prehistoric fish more attractive than a real woman, even in jest. If it was a Parasauralophus though, then we might be talking. Guys: Valeria from Robot Holocaust or a de-barked Kathy Ireland from Alien in LA. Rarr! I choose Kathy Ireland, because I saw Valeria and, well, I think it's hawd to get worse than thawt.
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Post by hypochrismutreefuzz on Jun 13, 2004 18:01:41 GMT -5
Ken Curtis (Festus on Gunsmoke) as the drunk in Killer Shrews, or that DJ guy from Giant Gila Monster who is also a drunk, albeit a "funny" drunk
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jun 20, 2004 3:47:32 GMT -5
Batwoman or Devilfish? Guys: Valeria from Robot Holocaust or a de-barked Kathy Ireland from Alien in LA. What choices! I'll take Bat Woman (pedantic note: it's two words) and Valeria. "Ze Dart Vun would be plezed." Here's another one for the ladies: The sexist captain in Women from the Prehistoric Planet or the two guys watching the couple make out in Attack of the (the) eye Creatures? Here's another one for the guys: Natalie from Werewolf or Valeria from Robot Holocaust?
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Post by Jack Burton on Jun 20, 2004 9:58:52 GMT -5
I'd probably rather give Natalie my "toob stike" than give Valeria my "lauvh tuel" just because Valeria gets turned into a robot and would be harder to "dooh da nahsti" with her.
How about the two chicks from Screaming Skull? The mental wife or "Uncle Lady"....
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 4, 2004 5:56:11 GMT -5
Hmm... got to go with the mental wife. At least she had something interesting going on.
Another one for the guys: Niya the yellow brillo pad on a stick from Humanoid woman or Geri the red hair on a stick from Squirm?
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