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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Jun 24, 2004 5:47:05 GMT -5
Have you ever been watching a movie and were pleasantly ensconced when a moment happened onscreen, a moment so WRONG that it jerked your psyche like a choke chain? A closeup that displayed every pore, a lingering shot on an expression that clearly tells you more about the character that you want to know, some awkward piece of business that makes you blink and think "what's she doing? is it what I think it is? why is she doing THAT?!" Everyone remembers moments like these and that's what the game is this week, the moment in a MST movie where you, the guys, or both simultaneously went "What the...yuck!"
Now mind you, I don't just want a gross character or situation. I want a precise moment that stood out as wrong and bad and scarring. Together we will heal!
See replies for last game's winners!
mrsphyllistorgo
Was that part of the movie or did that actually happen?
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Jun 24, 2004 5:57:33 GMT -5
Shred of Hope in the World Winners!
Yes, there is goodness even in MST land, and the players rose to the occasion! And there is a winner, friends, and that winner is..........
The Player Who Picked Lassie!!!!!!!
(Sorry, I wrote your name down, but I lost the paper, and...well you know...anyway you won, stop complaining.) Of course Lassie won! She's LASSIE! Defender of truth, friend to children, cute and fluffy! You get your own prospecter shack and a lid for the well. Put it on tight, I'm not getting Timmy out of there again.
The Runners up are.......Everybody else! You all win a spin of the floor with Paul Anka at the Happy Nuns Afternoon Dance. No shoving!
Everybody play again!
Wait a minute, if he shoots the kid all bets are off! We're gonna trash the theater!
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Post by yousonuva on Jun 24, 2004 6:13:27 GMT -5
Hey, you got it working. Great.
The moment that would make most ick-out in an MST movie (that, I, as a man am not so icked-out about) comes from Horror Of Party Beach. It's the end and the heroes have saved the day by combatting the pickle people and came out victorious. After no celebration, there is a bunch of smoke around and no one can be seen. But someone can be heard and that happens to be our lovely love interest of Hardware Hank. She is moaning....and moaning.....and moaning. And then she continues moaning and we are led to think outrages things. The director was either smart or stupid to have a woman moaning without showing her and that it's due to an injury and not se--well, I'll leave it at that.
I personally liked it.
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Post by doctorz on Jun 24, 2004 7:14:51 GMT -5
Well the moment for me is while Roxie was negotiating with Eegah in the Cave to keep from getting poked, EEGah grabs her and hikes her dress up to show more of her pasty-white cellulite ridden butt than I ever wanted to see. Coming after the gross scene of her draped over Arch Hall Sr's. lap it was too much. That scene welded itself to my load pan and refuses to budge! Oh, the humanity!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jun 25, 2004 18:59:31 GMT -5
Hmm... there have been many a scene that have required psychotherapy to overcome in the MiSTed film collection. However, one that stands out most of all was Torgo's leering scene with Margaret. She undresses to her underwear, showing off her beanpole body, and Torgo is looking in and leering at her!  I think many a man was thinking "NO! KEEP IT ON!! DON'T TAKE IT OFF!!" |
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Post by hypochrismutreefuzz on Jun 26, 2004 17:39:43 GMT -5
Lots of things. Ross Hagen is just wrong. And any one of the numerous "buffalo shots" where we see the entire "area" of a character, especially in the Hercules epics. But the truly ickiest moment, for me, comes in Ee-gah. Roxie is shaving Ee-gah and lathering his face when he suddenly sticks out his tongue. That to me is the most ick, wrong, element of any of the experiments.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Jul 7, 2004 5:48:36 GMT -5
There is a specific buffalo shot that continually courses through my brain. The very term "buffalo shot" brings it to mind immediately. I refer to Hercules Unchained. Now sure, the Hercules movies have far more than their fair share of such shots the shot I refer to is unrelenting in its . . . . . rawness. Hercules must do battle with the mighty Antaeus. After agreeing that it's Antaeus, he's seemingly puzzled as to why he won't stay down on the ground until Oedipus or whoever that kid was reminds him it's Antaeus. Oh! Oh yeah. Anyway, now that the scene is firmly in your mind, imagine more... Hercules levels Antaeus and he's momentarily knocked out, face down. Hercules walks over and kneels with his right leg, keeping his left leg back exposing a rather large wrapped package to the camera. Almost as quick it's hidden again. This is where the slo-mo feature really comes in handy so you can sicken your friends and relatives with the reveal. Plus it has the added ick-factor with the realization that ancient Greek men probably didn't wear tan bikini thongs under their micro-mini skirts meaning this sort of thing probably happened a lot back then to a far greater AHH! degree.  |
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Jul 26, 2004 11:24:00 GMT -5
Hopefully I got the gist of this topic. Anyway...
I have a few "icky!" moments. One that's haunting, is Miles O'Keefe in "Cave Dwellers". His bearskins (if that's what they're supposed to be. for all we know, it could be his cat) are shorter than the female lead characer, the one with the hubcap on her chest. That's just wrong.
Bogy Creek 2 is worse. The guy that gets poopie on himself. Yech!
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Post by Vlad89 on Aug 23, 2004 6:50:08 GMT -5
Bogy Creek 2 is worse. The guy that gets poopie on himself. Yech! I'm with you! When I first saw that scene, I thought to myself: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DO! NOT! SHOW! THAT! AGHHHH!!!!". Why? Why? What did I do to Charles B. Pierce to make him include that scene? BTW, I heard of that BBI cut out an even more disgusting scene? I wonder what could it be? Please, NO pictures! |
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Post by roxy18 on Aug 23, 2004 8:58:05 GMT -5
There are many awkward kisses in MST movies:
Skydivers, that lady with the wierd hair steps off the ladder and the guy kisses her.
The smooch between the foreign doctor and his ape-man servant in WW of Batwoman.
Any kiss between Nick and that plaid-clad reporter, who is piloting the plane while they are making out?
Eww, his chin butt is engulfing her!
The scene in Creeping Terror where the mom takes the temperature of the crying baby seemed unessecary.
Athena's too tight dress in Quest of the Delta Knights, her dough has risen...
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Post by beata on Sept 10, 2004 11:45:50 GMT -5
Just about every "romantic" scene in Mitchell. *retch* |
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 29, 2004 0:15:32 GMT -5
ANY scene with the 2 perverts with the sattelite equipment in "Attack of the the Eye Creatures", especially when the fat ones says "When he kisses her like that, *I* see explosions, too!" Joel summed it up perfectly when he simply riffed "This is SICK!", with no amount of sarcasm, he was simply DISGUSTED by it, and I agree!
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Post by Slick's ghost on Nov 13, 2004 4:21:50 GMT -5
Two from Space Mutiny - The scene in the nightclub where the lady apologizes to Blast Hardcheese by displaying her butt. Not nightmare fuel, but unbelievably tasteless. And when that same woman spends forever seducing the doughy ignoramus bad-guy and makes him take his clothes off.
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