All We Have--I Rule You, I Do!

[mrsphyllistorgo]

It's great to be da king, isn't it? Or queen, prince, princess, duke, dutchess, or just plain ol' RULER! You wear the best clothes, you get the best chair, you can force naked men to wrestle for your amusement! What's not to like?

And liking that is what this week's All We Have... is all about! This time I want your favorite ruler, who rules all around him/her with wisdom and goodness--or, far more entertainingly, with sadism and idiocy. Keep in mind ther person has to be a ruler, and that means not answerable to ANYONE except maybe various dieties. No generals or sheriffs, but a president can do in a pinch. Mention your favorite edict/act for extra points!


Bonus Question: Which ruler would you most like to dress like?


See replies for last game's winners!



She's really overdressed for this culture.


mrsphyllistorgo

[mrsphyllistorgo]

Wash My Eyes Out With Soap Winners!





Blech, I feel slimy, like Eegah's horrible tounge was somewhere near my precious person. Still, I must soldier on with the winners and that means the winner is...............
















QUAMP!

By selecting my erstwhile ex, you have pointed out the dark side of stalking/evil henchmanship and won yourself a big hand staff and a golf sweater. Wrap it over your face to help you forget and wave the staff at the people coming at you with medication.

Runners up are hypochrismutreefuzz (whew!) and DoctorZ for Eegah's prehistoric yuckiness, and CrowTrobot65 for pointing out that the male anatomy, no matter how buff, is not flattered by the miniskirt. You each win a little red satchel and breast hubcap! Throw for Eegah, watch him go get it!


Everybody play again this week!


mrsphyllistorgo

What? What? Is Torgo juggling???

[Bart Fargo]

Gee, thanks for the sweater, mrsphyllistorgo. I just can't seem to get the smell of Adam Chance out of it, though...

As for my pick, I'm going with the Queen of Samar from Hercules against the Moon Men. Sadism and Idiocy are trademarks of hers, pairing up with the moon men against Hercules. Of course, the moon men betray her and kill her. She was vain, arrogant and conceited - just like Queen Cassiopea. So why is this all forgivable? She's a hot babe.

Hey, the same thing can be said about Lara Croft.

[colemanfrancisfan]

My pick is Troxartes, aka Trucks Artist, since he was such a ridiculous ruler. He dresses like a woman, has oddly spaced speech patterns, is bald, and yet women love him! He never really was meant to rule, seeing as how easily he was beaten by Deathstalker, although they were fighting with cardboard swords, so it was anyone's call.

I'd like to dress like Donald Pleasence's Kobras. He had style for an egg man!

[uncledad]

Dear mrsphylllistorgo,
I always think of Queen Cleolanta from "Crash of the Moons" ,when it comes to despotic rulers,having that hopelsesly inbred sort of "joie de vivre" so prevelant in many royal bloodlines.
So your planet's going to be destroyed huh? Well,let's not tell anyone and instead-let's go bomb the bejesus outta that offending orb hurtling toward us. ok - so it's got people on it-who cares!I mean you don't see Bavaro from Posida or that Mitch Miller look-a-like guy from Negato with their "atomo-rocket bombs" participating in extra-Oficious genocide.
No , just our susaray Cleolanta-and everyone knows she really wanted Rocky Jones to push her "launch" buttons anyway.
She should have taken a hint from the lady who wore the "pagoda" dress Trinka , and remembered that even in the future-Booze satisfies.
I always wanted to dress up like Bavaro and go to work,but I would probably end up looking like a real snickerdoodle.

BTW -haven't been around lately-great to play AWHIE again!