Battles In The MST: Dr. Z's Revenge!

[Afgncaap5]

[glow=red,2,300]THE SCENARIO:[/glow]

"Ah, the Horror," echoed Dr. Z's internal monologue. "The monster of deceit. It slowly approaches its unsuspecting prey, waits for it to become engrossed in a musical number, and then....ATTACK! The perfect foot soldier for my seige against the Universe!"

Knowing from the scientific publications on the Horrors of Party Beach that these monsters can be destroyed by Sodium, he made sure to equip himself with enough Sodium to protect himself should the Horrors prove to be uncontrollable. However, as he swims into their circle he gains their displeasure even faster than he assumed possible.

"Mey, Mort!" says one Horror to another. "Is that the guy that beat Thok to a bloody pulp due mainly to his popularity and not taking into account our reproductive capabilities?"

"I don't think so, he looks a little different," says Mort, vaguelly recalling the encounter against The Creature From The Black Lagoon. "But we can't take those chances. Get him, everyone!"

So, will the Horrors overwhelm Dr. Z, or will his scientific knowledge of sodium application prove to be enough to save his scaly skin and give him the army of fish soldiers that he seeks? You decide!

[Reuisu]

Dr. Z wouldn't use sodium to stop them, he'd try to marker them to death. And even then, for crying out loud, Dr. Z was stopped by a NET and BULLETS. The Horrors have advantage here, especially since they've got better theme music.

[Afgncaap5]

I'm gonna agree. Dr. Z had nothing really. I do think that he would've tried the Sodium on the Horrors (after all, he spent that movie polluting stuff, right?), but I don't think he would've been succesful.

[doctorz]

Ah ha! But Dr. Z then swam over to Matanzas Inlet and swam up to Ft.Matanzas where there lurked two Spanish 9lber muzzle-loading cannons. Being a "Master Gunner" at the Castillo de San Marcos for many years before his obsession with a fish army, he would have found it easy to load and fire the cannons over the water. The shock waves would cause the Monsters from Party Beach to float to the surface where they could be easily dispatched with his spray bottle of ZAAT or he could just dismember them using the corkscrew at the tip of one of the cannon tools.

[Gemini Man]

I think Z would take it. He may be clumsey & awkward in his...Fish suit. But he can still hurl some sodium with no problem.

[Afgncaap5]

We're gonna need a tie-breaker vote here before we can move on, I'm afraid.

[Torgo]

OK, fine. I vote Horrors because I haven't seen Dr. Z since it's original airing.

[Afgncaap5]

[glow=red,2,300]THE RESULTS:[/glow]

The Horrors
defeat
Dr. Z

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