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Post by bobjohnson on Aug 4, 2005 8:24:50 GMT -5
Here's how it goes:
You pick up to four people from the MST movie (or Mike, Joel, etc.) universe. Put them in a ring setting (Jungle, Basement, etc.). Each character has up to two weapons of your choice, but they have to make sense to the character. Set them up and the next poster finishes it and starts a new one.
Ill Start:
The People:
Torgo: His hand staff
Creepy Girl: Tommy Kirk
Merlin: Toy Monkey
Mitchell: Beer with cigarette butts in it
Winner ? and how?
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 5:58:54 GMT -5
The Battle:
Mitchell belches on the Creepy Girl and she falls down dead on the spot. Mitchell farts. Merlin tries to cover his nose but cannot avoid the smell. He also falls and dies. Torgo comes at Mitchell with his staff, but, Mitchell blocks the blow and stares at Torgo. He hits torgo in the face with his beer can. A cigarette butt gets lodged in Torgo's throat and he dies. Mitchell is left standing.
The People:
Mitchell: Beer with cigarette butts in it
The Old Diahrea Man The Day the Earth Froze: Diahrea is a storm raging inside of him
Hercules: Bare Hands and Brute strength
The Kid: from Pod People
Winner? And how?
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Post by spacechief on Feb 28, 2006 7:31:37 GMT -5
The Battle:
Mitchell, exhausted by his previous moving, keels over a dies immediatly after the bell rings. Hercules tosses the diahrea man out of the ring cause he's just really gross and then turns to the kid (Bobby? Toby? Tommy? Whatever) and moves right at him. Suddenly Trumpy appears does a few magic things and slams Hercules to the ground. The kid then feeds Trumpy some peanuts and is declared the winner.
The People:
The Kid from Pod People: Trumpy as a tag partner
Old Man Crenshaw: Shotgun with two bullets + the constant fear that that other overall strap is going to break lose
Mr. B Natural: The spirit of music
JK Robertson from Time Chasers: An uzi and a not so scathing wit
Winner and How?
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 11:30:55 GMT -5
Note: LOL. Good fight sequence, spacechief. I'll leave it up to someone else to continue the thread. If no one picks up the thread I'll post a reply in the near future. I found this thread deep in the depths of the board and thought it was one of the coolest things. No one had replied to it and it is just so damn cool.
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Post by spacechief on Feb 28, 2006 11:52:30 GMT -5
Hehe, I hadn't noticed that the original posting date was August 4th, 2005. I just assumed it was new.
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 12:05:05 GMT -5
That's okay. I didn't find very many other gems deep within the depths. Although the Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon did sound interesting enough to bring forward I decided against doing so. I'm sure there's some really good stuff buried there somewhere.
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Post by regalo on Mar 5, 2006 3:55:42 GMT -5
The Battle:
Old Man Crenshaw and JK Robertson are facing eachother, the first with a shotgun and the second with his uzi. They are pointing their weapons at eachother and sweating. They are motionless until Crenshaw fixes his overall strap which makes JK fire his uzi! Crenshaw is thrown backwards. Trumpy leaps on the back of JK who fires his uzi while turning in a full circle. The kid is shot down while Mr. B Natural dances out of the way of the bullets. Trumpy is awfully angry and swallows JK's head, thereby suffocating him. Now JK's head is lodged in Trumpy's throat and he cannot breathe and thereby dies. Mr. B Natural is the last one standing.
The People:
Mr. B Natural: The Spirit of Music
Gamera
Godzilla
The Great Tag Team of Mike and Joel
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Post by regalo on Mar 5, 2006 3:58:32 GMT -5
Note: Actually, I don't know who Crenshaw and JK are, having not seen those episodes of MST, so I thought I'd kill them off first. Just wanted to keep things moving along.
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Post by spacechief on Mar 6, 2006 8:19:56 GMT -5
The Battle:
Gamera comes flying in and, in the spirit of cheap Japanese "versus" movies, goes after Godzilla. Joel moves towards Mr. B, but cannot bring himself to fight her because she's "too hot" so he tags Mike. Meanwhile Gamera and Godzilla have it out. Godzilla flames Gamera but too late! Gamera flies at his legs and knocks him down. Meanwhile Mike is learning to play the clarinet with Mr. B, but they are both crushed by the flying turtle. Joel stands his ground bravely and announces "Gamera! You are not a friend of all children!". Insulted, Gamera kicks Joel out of the arena. Winner: Gamera
The People:
Gamera
The Tag Team of Manos' Wives
The Soultaker: His Magic Glow Ring of Soultaking
The Dad from Hired!: A hankerchief and a rocking chair
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Post by regalo on Mar 6, 2006 17:20:03 GMT -5
The Battle:
The Dad from Hired! enters the ring with his rocking chair. One of the wives enters the ring. The Dad sits in his rocking chair and rocks back and forth waiting for his chance to give advice. The SoulTaker suddenly jumps into the ring and steals the Wife's soul. The Dad advises the SoulTaker to that there are other Wives out there that need to be dealt with. Gamera has been watching the whole time. SoulTaker steals the souls of any other Wives left then jumps back in the ring. He looks up, seeing Gamera, who picks his nose and flicks a hefty booger at the SoulTaker who dies underneath the weight of it. Now it's the Dad and Gamera left. They stare at eachother. The Dad blows his nose in his handkerchief and rises, tossing his chair out of the ring he yells "Gamera! Fetch!" Gamera goes for the chair, but, the Dad tosses the snotty handkerchief in his path and Gamera slips on the wet snot and falls, breaking his neck. The Dad from Hired! is left standing.
The People:
Crow and his tag team partner Cambot
Tom Servo and a box full of costumes and disguises
Gypsy and a bunch of cleaning supplies
The Dad from Hired! and his rocking chair and a handkerchief
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Post by armcommander on Jun 28, 2006 13:53:29 GMT -5
Heh. In the MST3K Celebrity Deathmatch, no one gets out clean!
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Post by Cerrita on Jul 27, 2006 1:51:03 GMT -5
The Dad from Hired! enters, but immediately confuses Cambot for one of the flying elves, and runs away. Cambot then starts duking it out in midair with Tom while Crow steals Tom's costumes and talks Gypsy into dressing as Creepy Girl. Tom is distracted long enough for the two Big C's to wrestle him to the ground, where they restrain him and dress him as Richard Basehart. Gypsy goes nuts, grabs the screaming Tom in her mouth, and rushes from the arena.
the Big C tagteam- Crow and Cambot: Tom's box of costumes and disguises
Gretchen the Slinky: scrapes from the magic carpet
Aram Fingal: He's interfaced, ya know!
Elijah Kalgon: his laser that whirrls like a drill
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Post by armcommander on Aug 15, 2006 6:47:51 GMT -5
The Arena: The Air Force Hangar
The Battle:
Kalgon fires his drill-laser on the C-Tagteam, hoping to drill the hell outta the bots, but Crow quickly responds with a mirror. Kalgon tries to dodge the laser, but too late - the laser got through him. Crow assumes the disguise of Megaweapon and proceeds to destroy Fingal and his interface. Fingal fires a Deletor on Megaweapon, the same weapon that dealt with the President of NovaCorp, but it would take more than a Deletion shot to stop Megaweapon. Crow then rises the dump truck's top, revealing a hidden missile launcher. He then fired the flamethrower and the missiles at Aram, but the scrapes came to intercept. It was Gretchen who sent the interception, and prepares to erase the springs from Megaweapon. But too quick too late, as a missile, who hasn't been destroyed by the scrape, hit Gretchen, sending him plummeting to the ground.
Aram Fingal, outpowered and outgunned and with no other choice, decides to disconnect from his interface, resulting in a suicide. "That was too easy." said Crow to Cambot. "One more win and we'll be qualified to the 1st Deathmatch Tournament!"
The winner: The C-Tagteam!
The C-Tagteam: Modified Megaweapon
David Ryder: his Viper fighter nicknamed "Stingray Fighter"
The Cyborg Bounty Hunter: Plasma Rifle and Rocket Lancer Configurations
Torgo: His Punisher cannon
The Arena: The Southern Sun's Bridge
The winner will be qualified for the 1st MST3K Celebrity Tournament, and as for the loser.... (looks at an open door that leads to outer space) well, it is a long way down.
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