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Post by Crapythe on Feb 3, 2006 20:59:01 GMT -5
Hi!  Welcome to the game of Bad Adages, Quirky Quotes and Mad Maxims®. The objective of this game is to take a famous adage or quotation and alter it into an amusing saying. For example: " A rolling stone gathers no moss." - becomes - " A rolling stone gathers momentum." So it's time to pervert the proverbs, insanitize the idioms and ape the aphorisms. ;D |
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 3, 2006 20:59:50 GMT -5
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
*gestures philosophically*
"A nose by any other name would still smell."
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 5, 2006 16:23:39 GMT -5
"Don't count your chickens until they've crossed the road."
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 8, 2006 20:36:53 GMT -5
"A penny saved is worth two in the bush."
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 9, 2006 1:18:25 GMT -5
You can wish in one hand and crapout in another and guess which one fills up first.
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 9, 2006 13:14:57 GMT -5
"Spare the rod and flog a dead horse."
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 9, 2006 18:03:50 GMT -5
A friend in need is a friend who needs psychiatric counseling.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 9, 2006 21:39:17 GMT -5
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can count to two in binary, and those who can't.
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 9, 2006 22:21:31 GMT -5
“A kingdom! A kingdom! My horse for a kingdom!”
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 10, 2006 12:06:31 GMT -5
"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines!" - Mr. Furious, "Mystery Men"
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 10, 2006 12:34:54 GMT -5
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. (A favorite of my husband's.)
Don't blame Mom; blame society! (One of my favorite sayings of my daughter.)
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 10, 2006 12:51:06 GMT -5
"Frankly Madam, I don't give a dear."
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Post by Gypsy Attle on Feb 10, 2006 15:04:46 GMT -5
"Blessed are the huge scaly monsters, for they shall inherit the Earth... unless something awful happens to the temperature." -Eddie Izzard
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 10, 2006 17:05:57 GMT -5
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes Jack a dull boy."
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 15, 2006 20:14:11 GMT -5
"I like my coffee like I like my women..."
"Finely ground."
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