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Post by regalo on Feb 16, 2006 2:34:19 GMT -5
The optimistic-pessimist is the person who looks forward to failing.
The suicidal-reincarnationist is the person who's dying to come back.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 16, 2006 14:44:20 GMT -5
It's six dozen of one or the other. (A favorite of my husband's high school science teacher.)
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 17, 2006 14:43:27 GMT -5
"Well, you know what they say: Big Feet...Big BOOTS!" - Cowboy Curtis, "Pee Wee's Playhouse"
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Post by regalo on Feb 24, 2006 1:45:13 GMT -5
"It's not who you know but who knows you have photographs of them committing adultery."
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Post by regalo on Feb 24, 2006 1:48:58 GMT -5
"I would never want to be a part of a club that would want me as a member, unless they want to make me their leader."
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 25, 2006 21:13:46 GMT -5
A stitch in time actually saves 8.6, but you get to round up!
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Post by regalo on Feb 26, 2006 2:21:56 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the -- oh my gosh, oh my gosh, stop that chicken, it's going to get run over -- oh my gosh, oh, the horror, the horror!
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 28, 2006 20:41:44 GMT -5
Fleeting interest mildly injured the cat.
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 22:52:50 GMT -5
There once was a mathematician Who'd rather have been a musician He studied and meddled But finally settled For being Madonna's Beautician
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 3, 2006 13:44:14 GMT -5
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him walk on it." - God, to Jesus, "The Far Side"
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Post by regalo on Mar 5, 2006 13:03:21 GMT -5
A saying printed on both sides of a coffee cup ...
"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, But I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Made in Japan.
Had to modify this post twice due to errors. Thanks.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 6, 2006 22:46:16 GMT -5
He who laughs last just got the joke.
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