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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 7, 2009 0:37:15 GMT -5
What was Gary Busey screaming from his roof before the cops showed up?
Tomorrow's Really Yesterday!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 8, 2009 10:48:49 GMT -5
Why is this calendar so screwed up? It's got the 9th listed before the 7th!
Someone should tell that band that screaming does not equal singing.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2009 16:15:24 GMT -5
Are you not enjoying the AxCx concert?
Weebles they wobble, but they won't fall down!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 12, 2009 21:09:15 GMT -5
Give me a 70's toy advertising slogan.
Shhh! We're trying to keep that a secret from Scotty!
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 13, 2009 0:40:09 GMT -5
HEY! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR SCOTTY?
The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 13, 2009 20:48:11 GMT -5
What did that woman scream while running out of Ace Ventura's backyard?
Don't go all Mr. B Natural with me, pal.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 13, 2009 22:19:25 GMT -5
Are you aware of the wonderful, changing power of music?
J.R."BOB!" Dobbs
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 13, 2009 23:39:31 GMT -5
Who is the one true prophet?
Slack.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 14, 2009 15:57:04 GMT -5
Now just what are you trying to take away from me?
It's the conspiracy, I tell you!
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 16, 2009 21:36:30 GMT -5
Where the heck is Obama's birth certificate?
"Arguing with you would be like arguing with a dining room table!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 17, 2009 18:08:53 GMT -5
What did you say to your congressman when he asked you about your opinion of his health care plan?
Not yet, but it's only a matter of time before that happens.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 18, 2009 10:20:31 GMT -5
When will a congressman tell a Birther just to shut the flapjacks up?
Vault Zero Energy Soda
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 27, 2009 17:29:56 GMT -5
Name a cheap attempt to cash in on the sports drink craze.
Quick! Shoot it before it spreads!
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 27, 2009 21:16:09 GMT -5
What do you say when you spot a Dane Cook fan?
Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Denis Leary, Carrot Top, and Gallagher.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 27, 2009 23:53:17 GMT -5
Could you give me a list of horribly unfunny "comedians", only to throw someone who's actually funny into the middle of it?
SUUUUUUURGE!!!!!
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