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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 28, 2009 12:12:57 GMT -5
Name an earlier cheap attempt to cash in on the sports drink craze.
That's my Berserk Button.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 28, 2009 21:58:59 GMT -5
What's this button marked "Press for a good time" for?
He was kicked out of a one-man band.
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Post by fireballil on Sept 28, 2009 22:52:46 GMT -5
Who was Bart Fargo?
I found this when I was cleaning the drain.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 29, 2009 17:57:04 GMT -5
Is this your soul?
"Still the One" by Orleans
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 30, 2009 22:34:54 GMT -5
Name a hit that can be found on just about any Sessions records LP.
Ah, but Bill junior, he was a daredevil, just like his old man.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 30, 2009 22:51:12 GMT -5
Quote a lyric from an obscure but awesome band.
Liquid Plumber and Tinfoil.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 1, 2009 21:14:01 GMT -5
What's a good way to make hydrogen gas?
He said "Darnit, I just can't rely on him for anything, can I?"
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 2, 2009 0:42:35 GMT -5
So what did he say when he forgot to bring him his anything?
"That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 3, 2009 20:41:48 GMT -5
Who is that wrecking the pinball machine?
This is coming out of your paycheck!
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 4, 2009 15:34:13 GMT -5
Did you just TAKE that sandwich from the deli?
"Duh, I hate bologna! Blububububububububububub!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 8, 2009 17:24:08 GMT -5
Bologna sandwiches for everyone! Who's interested?
Ten years from now, we're all going to look back on this and laugh.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 8, 2009 17:28:28 GMT -5
Remember hitting on that transvestite at the bar last night?
"Gravity's Rainbow" by Thomas Pynchon
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 8, 2009 23:33:30 GMT -5
What's the most incomprehensible book ever written?
Mountain Dew
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 9, 2009 2:48:05 GMT -5
What did one of the kids in The Dead Alewives' "Dungeons and Dragons" ask if he could have one of?
"Makes Zippy the Pinhead look like The Family Circus!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 11, 2009 13:38:36 GMT -5
What do you think about the current healthcare crisis in America?
Quick, shoot it before it spreads!!
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