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Post by XerxesTheCat on May 1, 2007 12:08:08 GMT -5
"There was a shootout at an elementary school today. 50 young kids were murdered... "(starts laughing)
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 3, 2007 18:41:00 GMT -5
"Good evening. I'm riding a s*bian right now..."
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 13, 2007 10:00:19 GMT -5
(this is from a Bill Hicks show) -
'Tonight's Headlines: War! Famine! Disease! AIDS! War! Famine! Disease! AIDS! War! Famine! Disease! AIDS!'
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 13, 2007 10:02:39 GMT -5
"Good evening. This is the seven o'clock news. Tonight's top story. I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. More on this as I develop."
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