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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 2, 2012 18:43:19 GMT -5
God told me you like beetles.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 2, 2012 21:28:25 GMT -5
Did you know that Cthulhu has a wonderful plan for your life?
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 2, 2012 21:35:05 GMT -5
My liver itches!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 2, 2012 21:51:43 GMT -5
Human flesh tastes a lot better than you probably imagine.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 2, 2012 22:54:00 GMT -5
So after I finished my novel I put a Vermiform Appendix in it. My book was the first ever to suffer from appendicitis.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Nov 3, 2012 8:38:09 GMT -5
Hey everybody, I have the director's cut of Battlefield Earth!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 3, 2012 9:22:34 GMT -5
I would tell you I just pooped my pants, but these aren't my pants.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 4, 2012 21:36:49 GMT -5
Do you want to know why I've been banned for life at Victoria's Secret?
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 4, 2012 21:47:36 GMT -5
Hey, did this come out of you?
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 5, 2012 0:05:38 GMT -5
Hey, did you pull that out of me?
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Post by Truck Farmer on Nov 5, 2012 0:13:52 GMT -5
I'm here.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 5, 2012 22:59:11 GMT -5
Do you like Wheat Thins?
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 5, 2012 23:08:30 GMT -5
I feel the diarrhea coming on again!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 5, 2012 23:31:26 GMT -5
Where's my magic pen?
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 7, 2012 21:46:08 GMT -5
Obama stole the election!
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