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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 1, 2008 0:25:55 GMT -5
Whoever Jim is, he's comparable to the Lone Ranger, Superman, and even the wind. I don't think even Leroy Brown would stand a chance against him.
Nicole Richie vs. Skeletor
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Post by normalview on Apr 1, 2008 13:27:45 GMT -5
Assuming they are not one in the same.....
Seeing Nicole is pregnant (or recently was), her hormones would make for a good battle against Skeletor.
But I see Skeletor winning. Again, the weight advantage plays a role.
The Kansas Jayhawk mascot vs. The fighting tree mascot of Stanford.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 1, 2008 20:30:10 GMT -5
The Jayhawk wouldn't be able to get through the protective barrier of hippies.
Cliff Clavin vs. Newman
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Post by holoclown1 on Apr 1, 2008 21:01:49 GMT -5
Newman would be all sarcastic, whiney and annoying, with no physical intimidation, while Cliff would just take an empty beer mug from the bar and throw it at Newman, knocking him out for the count without breaking a sweat or having to get up from the bar stool.
Captain Kangaroo vs. Mr. Green Jeans
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Apr 2, 2008 15:49:39 GMT -5
i don't know Mr Green Jeans, so i can't say. Captain Kangaroo seems very effiminate to me....and queens know how to scrap...so i'm going w/ the Captain.
Judy Garland vs. Liza Minelli (both in their prime)
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Post by tokiyoke on Apr 2, 2008 22:19:27 GMT -5
You don't mess with mama! If Judy could kill two wicked witches, I think she could lay the smackdown on Liza.
The Encyclopedia Britanica Kid or the Dell Computer Kid?
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Post by holoclown1 on Apr 9, 2008 6:21:45 GMT -5
The Dell Computer Kid is lacking in social interaction skills and would have no recourse other than to fling online attacks, trojan horses and bad file commands. The Encyclopedia B. Kid has much more physical prowess from lugging around all those heavy volumes, which could easily be hurled as projectiles, knocking his opponent into defeat.
Fantasy Island's Mr. Roarke vs. Star Trek II's Khan?
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Post by solgroupie on Apr 10, 2008 11:23:18 GMT -5
well, khan, no doubt. but mr. roarke would probably still produce a fantasy of him winning, followed by a heartfelt lesson he learned for his destructive pride. but he'd still lose. then, tattoo would come up and give him a good kick in the ass.
gary busey vs. crispin glover
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Apr 11, 2008 14:12:21 GMT -5
i hate to say it, but probably Busey. he's too damn crazy NOT to win....plus he's a Promise Keeper...so that just adds to his already abundant testoterone level...and MY GOD the teeth!!
Ivan Drago vs. Joseph Stalin (steel cage match)
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 11, 2008 14:18:02 GMT -5
Drago, being the loyal commie that he is, takes a dive on "Uncle Joe's" behalf.
Matt Groening vs. Seth MacFarlane
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Apr 17, 2008 22:09:33 GMT -5
I think I gotta go with Seth on this one. Sure, Matt's been around for a loong time, and the Simpsons have come up with every idea known to man, but I dunno. It's getting a little stale for me. Seth would totally confuse him with random pop culture non sequiturs until his brain exploded.
Sauron vs Voldemort
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Post by gypsygurl on Apr 24, 2008 10:51:39 GMT -5
Sauron needs alot of visene. Voldemort is slimy and needs a good moisturizer. Hmm......Sauron I am thinking! Who that is not to be named, is more wimpy than Sauron.
Jim Jone's Cult vs Waco's Cult
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Post by holoclown1 on Apr 26, 2008 10:33:35 GMT -5
Pretty evenly matched, as far as cults go. Tax evasion, blazing infernos, bizarre behavior...I'm thinking the Kool-Aid aspect of the Jones group tips the scale of confrontation in favor of Jonestown.
The Beverly Hillbillies' Granny (aka Daisy Moses) vs. The Andy Griffith Show's Aunt Bee (aka Beatrice Taylor)
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Post by p3ngu1n on Apr 29, 2008 8:13:28 GMT -5
Granny, hillbillies are good at throwing down because they practice on wild cats.
The robot GIR from Invader Zim, or Marilyn Manson in his Mechanical Animal days?
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on May 1, 2008 3:16:13 GMT -5
GIR. duh. Manson's mangina works against him.
The Easter Bunny...amped up on coke and rabies vs. The Headless Horseman?
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