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Post by gypsygurl on Mar 27, 2008 12:45:00 GMT -5
Now that is a toughie. My love is coffee AND tea.
I think if it was a wonderful strong blend like a Columbian coffee it would kick tea's litte a$$. But, sometimes tea has that hidden "kick " you don't see coming. Hmmmm...
I am thinking coffee would win! It is stronger and more robust!
David Letterman or Jay Leno
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 27, 2008 13:22:38 GMT -5
Dave may have lost his edge somewhat in recent years, but his brand of humor is still nowhere near as cornball as Jay's.
Conan O'Brien vs. Jimmy Kimmel
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 27, 2008 14:23:21 GMT -5
conan! didn't you see that can of whupass he opened on stewart and colbert?
fred flinstone vs. barney rubble
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Post by callipygias on Mar 27, 2008 16:52:41 GMT -5
Fred was all bluster and Barney was a stout little fireplug-looking fellow, so I bet Fred would fake a groin pull getting into the ring or something like that.
The Great Gazoo vs. Mork
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 27, 2008 17:27:50 GMT -5
Mork easily. Gazoo always struck me as rather effeminate, although possessed of strong magic powers, being a wizard from the planet Granite and all. But the hyperactive, free-form, stream of consciousness not stop blathering from the Orkan would drive Gazoo to madness. I know every time I hear Mork carry on, it gives me a headache.
The KoolAid Man vs. The Nestle's Quik Bunny.
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 27, 2008 19:52:15 GMT -5
never underestimate a bunny. although the koolaid guy is probably psycho after years and years of being filled with sugar water, he is too top heavy to do much in a fight. besides, he's made of glass - all it would take would be one punch. the rabbit would be quicker and more desperate for the publicity, so i think he'd win.
now i'm intrigued by this whole flinstone thing - wilma vs. betty.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Mar 28, 2008 8:53:04 GMT -5
Wilma could totally take off that 50 lb stone necklace she has on, and crack Betty's skull open with it. Thought Betty does have Bam Bam on her side, I think he's too busy getting some from Pebbles to care about mom's fight to the death matches. So yeah, I think Wilma would be victorious.
Chicken vs Beef
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 28, 2008 10:26:26 GMT -5
BEEF Fried chicken has its place, and homemade chicken 'n' noodles is pretty awesome. But if you want a *real* meal, beef is what you want. Barq's vs. A&W You'd better answer this one right
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Mar 28, 2008 13:00:50 GMT -5
Easy, Barq's! It's a far stronger root beer...has way more kick than wimpy A&W. Plus, it has caffeine, which is important in a carbonated beverage! Did I get it right Captain? Tyra Banks vs Oprah
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Post by normalview on Mar 28, 2008 13:50:37 GMT -5
Oprah has the weight advantage and the brains advantage.
Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 28, 2008 14:37:55 GMT -5
Did I get it right Captain?
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 30, 2008 7:19:36 GMT -5
Although Dr. Oz's powers of cardiothoracic surgical abilities are vast and impressive, Dr. Phil's psychological powers would best him in a battle between the two. I'd anticipate he'd have Oz blubbering like a baby, crumpled in a heap on the floor. Plus, don't forget Dr. Phil has the distinct advantage of also being able to use his Muppet alter ego Dr. Feel in the fight, so that would turn the tide in his favor, as well. Mulder vs. Scully
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Post by tokiyoke on Mar 30, 2008 22:13:48 GMT -5
Scully. I can't picture her putting up with nonsense from Mulder. She'd tear him up before he knew what hit him.
Terry from Teenage Crime Wave or Paula from The Violent Years?
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Post by callipygias on Mar 31, 2008 17:14:44 GMT -5
Well, if they actually fought Paula would win, simply because 'Paul' is in her name, and the most effective monsters are named Paul. I wouldn't let them fight though, I'd stay between them holding them apart. (Holding apart, copping cheap feels, same diff.)
Kirstie Alley & Oprah vs Godzilla & Jet Jaguar
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Post by tokiyoke on Mar 31, 2008 22:20:45 GMT -5
Godzilla and Jet Jaguar fought very well together as a team. They have expirience and past victories on their side, so I'm going with them.
Bad Bad Leroy Brown or Jim?
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