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Post by XerxesTheCat on Feb 25, 2008 12:15:27 GMT -5
"You're the one that I want! You are the one I want! Hoo-hoo-hooo-oooo! Honey!"
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 26, 2008 0:53:07 GMT -5
"You missed a spot when you frisked me."
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Post by Truck Farmer on Feb 26, 2008 1:00:42 GMT -5
Oooh! Got my Christmas goose early.
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 26, 2008 10:31:19 GMT -5
(while being frisked) "say, you lookin' for a doughnut, copper?"
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Post by gypsygurl on Feb 26, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
Can you make sure this weed gets to the right people?
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 26, 2008 15:53:30 GMT -5
Don't look in the trunk
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 26, 2008 15:55:29 GMT -5
"Please, officer, don't arrest me. I'm supposed to whack a guy, and I'm already running late."
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Post by gypsygurl on Feb 27, 2008 15:18:02 GMT -5
Officer, your wife told me last night while we were in bed to tell you not to arrest me.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 2, 2008 2:54:25 GMT -5
*Blaring Ice-T's "Cop Killer" from your car while wearing a cap saying "Bad Cop! No Donut!"*
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Mar 2, 2008 18:47:21 GMT -5
"Rodney King! Rodney King!"
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Post by Hellcat on Mar 5, 2008 1:16:22 GMT -5
"Please taze me, bro."
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Mar 5, 2008 13:28:14 GMT -5
I smell bacon! Do you smell bacon?
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Post by gypsygurl on Mar 12, 2008 15:43:57 GMT -5
Can we go by my house on the way to the jail? I need a beer!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 12, 2008 16:31:11 GMT -5
You frisk like a girl!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 12, 2008 16:43:45 GMT -5
"Ha ha, you still didn't find it! Better frisk harder!"
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