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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 24, 2012 12:00:44 GMT -5
I wish I was allowed to talk about ^. Stupid rules.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 24, 2012 13:43:42 GMT -5
Cars
The cars were very happy.
Suddenly, flying cars were invented!
“Is no good for land cars!” say the Lightning Queen.
“THERE IS A NEW QUEEN OF CARS NOW!” say the flying cars, as people everywhere make disposal of their land cars in the trash.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 24, 2012 15:24:30 GMT -5
Looks like it's going to be another Christmas with the nuns.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 24, 2012 15:49:51 GMT -5
Don't feed the trolls.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 24, 2012 16:05:49 GMT -5
Bird Nest
Chapter 1: Bird Nest
A magpie bird to sit on top of a bird nest.
“Much of eggs!” say the Magpie, sitting over the eggs.
Suddenly, the eggs to hatch!
“YAY!” shout Magpie, “MY EGGS ARE TO HATCH!”
But suddenly, the Magpie felt a nip at her tail.
“Ow!” shout Magpie, jumping up, “But what are these?”
Magpie look down, the eggs had hatched of dinosaurs!
“Oh no!” say Magpie, “It actually happened!”
And so the Magpie to a fly away from nest…
Chapter 2: T Rex
Magpie flew to the zoo and in to T-Rex’s enclosure.
“Much greetings!” say T-Rex, look at Magpie.
“Oh no!” shout Magpie, “My eggs are hatch to dinosaurs because we are made! What am I to tell my husband!”
“Oh dear!”“” yell T-Rex, look around the zoo, “Ok, so I am a break out and shall make an eatings of your husband! Then we can be together forever!”
The Magpie made agreed.
“Stand back!” shout T-Rex as he smash of walls and a bricks on the floor.
And so the T-Rex and the Magpie went off together to where the other magpie was.
Chapter 3: Dino Prints
The T-Rex and the Magpie to go to where Magpie’s husband were.
Dinosaur to make a stompings and dino prints appear on the floor.
“Hello to Magpie!” say the other Magpie,”Why are you with dinosaur?”
“Because I love dinosaur!” shout Magpie!
T-Rex to make a stomping on other Magpie and then eating it.
The Magpie was pleased with T-Rex’s results.
And so they live together forever after.
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Post by fireballil on Nov 26, 2012 2:12:54 GMT -5
Caw! Caw! Caw!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 26, 2012 15:27:31 GMT -5
I took my girlfriend to see "House at the End of the Street" at the discount cinema last night. I'll admit I went into it expecting to totally hate it, and while I didn't love it, I definitely didn't hate it. I'm not saying you should seek it out, but if it ever turns up on cable and there's nothing else on, there are far worse ways you can waste your time.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 28, 2012 14:03:43 GMT -5
Hoe-spital. Guess that's why they call it that.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2012 14:05:19 GMT -5
Lincoln was pretty good.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 28, 2012 16:50:52 GMT -5
I could really use a drink.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2012 17:11:56 GMT -5
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Post by Hellcat on Dec 7, 2012 15:57:51 GMT -5
I may bake a batch of cookies this weekend.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 8, 2012 9:42:55 GMT -5
There is no truth to the rumor that Sir Isaac Newton invented the Fig Newton.
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 8, 2012 20:19:27 GMT -5
I wish this was the on-topic thread, I have the perfect response to that!
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 9, 2012 12:42:58 GMT -5
Dolley Madison did not save any gem donuts when she helped move stuff out of the White House before the British came to burn it down.
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