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Post by Hellcat on Nov 15, 2012 10:49:35 GMT -5
I'm so sick of seeing that "Bearded Beanie" ad every time I go on Facebook.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 15, 2012 12:00:39 GMT -5
Internet Computer
The Beatles were try to make a using of new technology, but were confuse because the 60s!
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles as a not workings Computer and smash to the ground!
“Ow,” say Computer, “Why don’t you make a read of instructions computer instead of smash computer?”
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles of again and kick Computer out the window.
ABBA made a laughing as they watch Computer smash onto the street outside.
The binary spread the floor!
Suddenly, ABBA made a stealing of all The Beatles CD’s and made a puttings them on the internet.
“Hahahaha,” say ABBA, “You cannot use Comptuer!”
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles, they try to stop ABBA steal CD’s but already stolen disks!
And everyone use Computer to make The Beatles go to their Ipod and a not pay Beatles!
The Beatles were annoy, but could no remove songs because the 60s!
The songs danubed around Internet, and constructed in their binary.
And so The Beatles go to the building of internets and steal the internet!
“NO!” say ABBA, “YOU CANNOT STEAL INTERNET.”
But a stealing internet.
And The Beatles ran away with Internet, but they drop of the nets and Internet smash to the floor and a million pieces!
“THE INTERNET CAN NEVER ME CONSTRUCTED TO ITS PEACE EVER AGAIN!” scream everyone, and they chase The Beatles around and a hitting of them.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 16, 2012 14:38:21 GMT -5
My ear is bleeding.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 16, 2012 15:12:41 GMT -5
Camp Rock
One day, there was Music Camp.
The Jonases had made a brainwash of all children with there hypnotising, so they would make a buying of there music.
“SCREEECH” shout Jonases, of make a badly music!
“This music is so badly!” say the adults, who were tired of the children listen to badly screeching.
So the adults waited until the Jonases went onto a concert.
All the children were making a happy at see them!
But the adults had planted a grand piano in the clouds, so it would drop on Jonases!
KABANG!
The hypnotising stopped immeadiatly!
“WE ARE FREE!!!!!” say happy children, who made a dancing around grand pianos.
The world constructed in it’s happy, and only goodly music was made.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 18, 2012 2:28:08 GMT -5
After 44 years on this earth, I have finally discovered the key to popularity: Baked goods!
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Post by fireballil on Nov 18, 2012 4:41:29 GMT -5
One day I'll catch that darned rabbit.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 18, 2012 7:23:55 GMT -5
Cops, come and try and snatch my crops!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 18, 2012 13:48:54 GMT -5
Captain America
Captain America made a fly in the sky.
“Ah, much of goodly, all America to defend, and such a good job I doing!” Captain America say, while fly on a cloud.
Suddenly, America was too heavy for the sea.
“This is too heavy for the seas!” yell the sea, “I am take this no longer!”
And America made a sinkings!
“Oh no”! say Captain America, “No seas! Must be America holding up! Sink Mexico instead!”
“How dare you!” scream Captain Mexico and they had a fight.
“Wait you too!” say the sea, “I have idea!”
And everywhere sank instead.
“That no good!” yell Captain America, “All is sunken!”
“I shall answer you no more!” shout the sea.
And then the sea evaporated from the Earth and danubed to outer space.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 21, 2012 16:23:51 GMT -5
I have at least seven paper cuts on my fingers.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2012 3:32:30 GMT -5
I was just plain depressed today, and I really had no reason to be, except I'm underemployed.
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Post by lilacetoile on Nov 22, 2012 17:21:19 GMT -5
Howard: Two weeks ago I was an astronaut. Bernadette: Well, today you're a Smurf! Keep walking!
The Big Bang Theory - The Holographic Excitation
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 22, 2012 21:33:00 GMT -5
Turkey makes you sleepy. Even wild turkey. Who knew?
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 22, 2012 23:38:57 GMT -5
I used to hate Brussels sprouts. Now I love them. This proves that anything is possible. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I had a lot of wine with dinner.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 23, 2012 7:40:06 GMT -5
Language arts is a mute concept.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 24, 2012 2:15:45 GMT -5
My local "classic rock" station is doing its annual Top 1,000 songs of all time countdown. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that #1 is going to be "Stairway To Heaven."
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