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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 7, 2017 18:39:40 GMT -5
...gift certificate from Torgo's Pizza.
You can even use it for...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 22, 2017 9:02:05 GMT -5
...whatever nefarious and unscrupulous inclination you have.
I'm going to celebrate Earth Day by...
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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 22, 2017 12:16:47 GMT -5
...watching my neighbor mow his lawn, and then I'll go out and use some weedkiller.
That might not be the proper way, but it...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 7, 2017 17:22:11 GMT -5
...puts a bur under my saddle!
I'm an old cowhand, from the Rio...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 7, 2017 22:32:45 GMT -5
...Wisconsin area, and it isn't pronounced how you would think.
Of course, you could pronounce it any way you want to, but it...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 8, 2017 18:28:01 GMT -5
...would break your mother's heart!
When I say I'm "Mixin' up the medicine" I really mean...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 9, 2017 21:39:30 GMT -5
...I'm making some drawn butter.
Butter is the main ingredient in...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 9, 2017 22:22:55 GMT -5
...sol-survivor's existence.
One thing you can always count on is...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 9, 2017 22:54:07 GMT -5
...there always seems to be at least one french fry with a dark spot in it.
The reason for this is unknown, but...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 10, 2017 18:12:59 GMT -5
...who cares, just eat it.
While strolling through the park one day...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 10, 2017 18:58:06 GMT -5
...I saw someone step where someone didn't pick up after their dog.
The language I heard after that was...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 11, 2017 17:57:53 GMT -5
...so beautiful and poetic it brought me to tears.
I can't remember how long it's been since I had a decent...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 13, 2017 9:12:04 GMT -5
...night's sleep without needing to get up for the bathroom.
It probably means that...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 13, 2017 11:20:52 GMT -5
...time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me.
I think I need to re-evaluate my...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 13, 2017 12:24:15 GMT -5
...hankering for oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
There are all sorts of other...
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