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Post by CBG on Aug 9, 2005 16:07:22 GMT -5
I could get mad about this... but I would rather not care. ibid
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 13, 2005 21:08:11 GMT -5
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Post by dash on Aug 14, 2005 11:26:51 GMT -5
and i really did like lucy lui... until i saw that.
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 19, 2005 4:59:01 GMT -5
When I read the title of this thread, I was hoping for an eviction notice. Oh well...
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Post by In_Stereo on Aug 19, 2005 15:37:18 GMT -5
(before you read my post, let me just say that if I was concerned about political correctness, even for one minute, I wouldn't be In_Stereo.)
I would like to invite you all to the 2008 premiere of my all-black version of "2001: A Space Odyssey."
"Yo, whatchoo doin', Dave?"
"Hey, bitch, open the mutha ****ing pod bay door."
"My brutha, Mr. Langley, taught me to rap. It's called "Hot in Herre." (now, THAT would be a cool scene!)
"No, ain't my bad, it's human erra."
I have already cast Cedric the Entertainer as Heywood Floyd, Bernie Mac as Frank Poole, and DMX as Dave Bowman. I've tentatively got Ludacris pencilled in as the voice of HAL, but I don't know if he'll be so willing to do a part where he doesn't get to show his face. In any case, P. Diddy and André 3000 have been calling in almost hourly and offering to step in. The director is expected to be Chris Stokes. And, although they are not, in fact, black, John Schultz will assist Mr. Stokes, and Ted Field is expected to fund and oversee production of the soundtrack (incidentally, the "Blue Danube" will be replaced with "Rapper's Delight," the only suitable song long enough to fill in the gaps for the space scenes.)
See you there!
In In Post-Hollywood-Creativity Depression Post-Hollywood-Creativity Depression
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