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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 20, 2006 19:45:38 GMT -5
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Post by finalsacrifice on Mar 20, 2006 23:32:57 GMT -5
"It's time for the gun show! Check out the main masterpiece, ladies!"
(Girl on left w/brown hair) "WTF? This is totally disgusting. I can't believe how much dandruff he has on his hair. It's like Christmas in July!"
(Girl w/dark hair) "I'm sorry, I have to laugh. If you think you're a man, then hell has frozen over!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 24, 2006 7:57:45 GMT -5
Girl on right: He actually told you that he'd pay you to be his girlfriend? Girl, he's got less money than a homeless bum! Girl on left: HEY!
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Post by goflyers on Mar 25, 2006 17:40:16 GMT -5
The evil girl-aliens would not defeat Troy this day. With a Steven Seagal-esque punch he knocks down the evil witch from betelgeuse VII. Only the beast-ess from omicron persei VI stood before him and the NCAA championship.
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Post by Decisi8ns on Mar 27, 2006 23:46:35 GMT -5
Hope I don't get in trouble for this one...
"See, masturbation can pay off! I am super strong in this arm!! Look at that muscle!!"
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Post by Ratso on Mar 29, 2006 9:26:41 GMT -5
This is what it would look like if Elvis never went into music...but still used drugs.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 1, 2006 2:39:37 GMT -5
If Mr. B Natural were the Spirit of Football instead of the Spirit of Music.
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Post by GodoHell on May 16, 2006 15:05:39 GMT -5
It was at this precise moment of humiliation that Paul Reubens decided to express is sexuality only in dark theaters with extra-sticky floors.
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