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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 21, 2006 6:53:25 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 21, 2006 18:52:14 GMT -5
Sudden death rules don't apply here; the game would always start again 3 days later
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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 23, 2006 19:53:23 GMT -5
Jesus' lateral to little Billy manages to create yet another miracle touchdown and saves the day for the home team.
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Post by DC on May 12, 2006 11:49:19 GMT -5
When Jesus isn't flying around the world in his marvelous Zeppelin O' Death killing Nazis, he likes to relax with some football at the orphanage.
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Post by Joseph Javorsky on May 15, 2006 19:46:45 GMT -5
A local homeless man was assaulted by two teenagers today....continued on F9
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on May 16, 2006 10:57:00 GMT -5
What Bobby didn't realize was that the refs in this game really do see everything.
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Post by GodoHell on May 16, 2006 14:54:17 GMT -5
Head for the end zone & I'll throw you a Hail Mama!!!
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Jul 9, 2006 13:15:55 GMT -5
Jesus gets a gift that he originally hoped one of the wise men gave him when he was born.
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Post by Ratso on Jul 28, 2006 11:00:30 GMT -5
Wow... that kid is tackling Jesus! That takes guts! |
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Post by DoggieGoWalkies? on Jul 29, 2006 4:49:34 GMT -5
Wow... that kid is tackling Jesus! That takes guts! He plays for Yeshiva. Course, it was the roman refs who actually declared Jesus down.  Edited for Clarity. |
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Post by Chuck on Aug 1, 2006 10:04:06 GMT -5
Hmmmmmm. The tight end seems to be groping Jesus. Is that a personal foul?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 3, 2006 19:38:28 GMT -5
"Of course I let you win, Jimmy - I'm GOD!!!"
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 13, 2007 10:41:18 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, Superplay.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Sept 18, 2008 21:24:18 GMT -5
Jesus doesn't need a stinking helmet. Let that be today's lesson for you pansy kids.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 19, 2008 0:03:53 GMT -5
Soon afterwards, the refs called foul on Jesus for unsportsmanlike turning of Gatorade into wine.
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