Superman IV Caption This!

[Detective Mitchell]

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"Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angles, breaking all the laws of physics!"


Innuendo subway.


"Hello, I'm George Gaynes. If I become your president I will ensure that there will be no more POLICE ACADEMY movies."


Zordon starred in SUPERMAN IV to pay the bills until he got his big break on POWER RANGERS.


Why is everyone signaling a left turn?


"Boorish American Clod, reporting for duty!"


Wow, Michael Flatley really DOES have Feet of Flames!


What Napoleon Dynamite dreams of.


Yeah, Lex, we don't know how this film got released either.


"SAAAVVVVEEEE MEEEEEE JEBUSSS!!!!!"


[Reagan voice] It's morning in America...


"The Salkinds told me to stick it up my ass, so..."


(singing Marilyn Monroe-style) "Happy Birthday, Mr. Reeve..."


"I told my girlfriend to rock me like a hurricane, but not like this!"


Mark Pillow expresses his displeasure with the script.


Nails by Feddy Krueger.

[Bart Fargo]

detectivemitchell said:

(sings) You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...

detectivemitchell said:

Wow! Glow in the dark Jell-o on a stick! What'll they think of next?

[Unsavory]

detectivemitchell said:

"As you can see, the toy cannon on my desk is aimed directly at the White House. Should my demands not be met by this Saturday at noon, it will be fired."


I am the great and powerful Oz!



The MTV astronaut, post-filming.


"Well... I don't see anybody. Screw it. I'm flying through that barn."


Ah crap! It's one of those American made light sabres!


"You know, this job would be easier if I had a chair."



Arian Man makes an example out of the tour guide. No more would Eastern European castles be reduced to simple tourist traps!


"Arthritis pain can strike even when you least expect it."

I'm sorry guys. This is my first attempt. Please forgive me.

[chazmst3k]

detectivemitchell said:

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Hey, if you land near Baskin Robins, pick me up the new Britney Spears flavor ice cream.

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..."and if anyone asks, you saw nothing."

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"My fellow American's." " I have used this time to show the new model cannon I bought."

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"Superman, I sense a disturbance in the Morphing Grid."

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"Heil, Son of Jor-El!"

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Michael Moore has really let himself go.


"Why did I put Orange Julius on my shoes?"

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"Damnit, Janet!"


"Lex, I have told you time and time again, never outdress me."


"Mommmmm...mmmmy!"


"Oh, I love the smell of bovine in the morning."


"Hello, I'm Christopher Reeve for new Glow-in-the-Dark Lemon-Lime Kool-Aid pops.


A Black and a white phone? Now that's segregation!


His experimental rectal tornado gone horribly wrong.


Nails/rear-view mirrors.

[Hugh Beaumont]

Liam Neeson and Dom Deluise in "The Godfather."




Lee's Press-On DEATH.

[GodoHell]

Anybody else think "The Sopranos" is getting a little weird?!?

[Ratso]

Whoever hates this movie raise their hand.




"Oh this is nothing, I'm just having my daily stroke"



He stepped in New Jersey dog crap.



"Lady please stop touching me....Star Trek is on"



"Say hello to the nice people Luthor"




" I don't care about the consequences! I have to get out of this movie!"



"Hmmm maybe I hit him to hard with the football... he's still moving"



"Uh..... I should throw out this carrot"




"Ugh, if it wasn't bad enough that my articles were sh*** but now they smell like it!"





Nuclear Man fixes the elderly driving problem.



"I don't even understand this"

[Afgncaap5]

"To Wendy's!"

[Captain Hygiene]

detectivemitchell said:

Judy, get down from there! Damn cat people.

[Captain Hygiene]

detectivemitchell said:

*appears*
I'm Stylie, the Style Sprite! NO STYLE!! (whistles)