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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 7, 2006 20:23:53 GMT -5
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Post by goflyers on Sept 8, 2006 0:42:51 GMT -5
Thoughts of our nation's leaders at historic groundbreaking.
Dick Cheney: What an ass.
George W. Bush: What an ass.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 9, 2006 0:34:36 GMT -5
George W. thought balloon: "All I have to do is just push him in and then I'll be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 9, 2006 19:49:24 GMT -5
Dick Cheney shows George W. Bush where he buried everyone's civil rights.
"You gotta keep it covered up or else they might actually find out what we're doing." George remarks.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2006 20:49:02 GMT -5
And they say the Vice President never gets to do anything meaningful. . .
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 15, 2006 13:24:59 GMT -5
 W. laughs as the Veep robs the grave of Casey Sheehan. |
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Post by Bixby Snyder on Oct 3, 2006 23:24:28 GMT -5
Lincolns Gold must be here!
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Oct 6, 2006 12:07:58 GMT -5
Bush: Haha, Cheney, your pants split!
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Post by Wild Rebel on Oct 6, 2006 12:15:43 GMT -5
GWB: Hehehe....come on, Dick....those WMDs gotta be somewhere....Hehehe....
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Post by Ted Husing on Oct 13, 2006 20:59:15 GMT -5
GWB: Uhhh, hey, is anybody else worried we didn't come here wearin' blaze orange?
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 28, 2006 0:52:54 GMT -5
"Well, yeah, Dick, I'm pretty sure this is what they meant by 'digging up dirt' on Kerry..."
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 13, 2007 11:40:42 GMT -5
'George, the point of being in office was so we wouldn't have to do things like bury the bodies anymore.'
'Yeah, but we had to kill all those people too.'
or.....
"Well, that's my clone taken care of. All we have to do now is round up the rest of yours before they start blabbing. We can pretty much ride out the rest of office ourselves, it's only another year and a bit.'
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Part of the community service of DUIs involves horticultural work, as well as state visits, making speeches, and being in office when terrorist attacks take place.
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'Dick, I'm fed up with all this being the President. Can you plant me out and I'll hang out with these other bushes instead.'
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'I dunno, this seems too obvious a place to do the G-13 Superstrain trials.'
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Underground Bases And Tunnels: the Awful Truth.
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'Ok, ok - I'll show you the hatch to my Undisclosed Location.'
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'Haven't Skull & Bones dug up enough graves?'
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'This is a spade, but that's a regime change.'
Your Government & When To Use Euphemisms
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'Oh behalf of Skull & Bones, allow me to say: 'Ar! Treasure!' '
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'I don't mind helping you here in the garden George, but if you pull the 'dig your own grave, bitch' jape again it's going to take me way more than three days to resurrect myself this time.'
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Post by MassMayhem on Jul 31, 2007 22:34:31 GMT -5
Bush: Hey Cheney, nice butt. You been working out?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 1, 2007 0:05:16 GMT -5
*music fades* Cheney voiceover: "Even before I first wandered into the White House for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be vice president..." |
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