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Post by hugo on Mar 9, 2009 11:56:46 GMT -5
From HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Choir: "Something wicked this way comes!" Bill: "...go to hell!" Hehe, I like that one too. And the best part is Kevin completely busting up when Bill says it. It really seems to catch him by surprise, and he gives a very hearty guffaw.
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Post by callipygias on Jun 15, 2009 13:43:43 GMT -5
Understanding Your Ideals.
I love when Announcer Dad gets home after Junior's disastrous evening and looks down to the ground and Mike(?) says, "What's my gun doing on the floor?" or something. They've really gotten dark. Especially on the shorts.
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Post by solgroupie on Jun 15, 2009 14:40:54 GMT -5
yes, but grandmother's going to be just fine.
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Post by solgroupie on Jun 18, 2009 21:35:56 GMT -5
from harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, when the guy is turning into a werewolf, kevin says, "please don't look at my werewang!"
surprised after all the other times they saw people turn into wurwolves, they wouldn't have already used that riff. too damn funny.
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Post by callipygias on Jun 19, 2009 8:22:29 GMT -5
^ Mike: Now let's buzz the whomping willow and push this bitch into act 4.
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Post by Continuing Legend on Dec 15, 2009 8:16:07 GMT -5
How has this not been updated in half a year?
Some of my favorites:
SW Episode 1: -- Mike, to Jar Jar: "Look. Go to hell." (All that needs to be said.) -- Nervously, about Jake Lloyd: "Uh... it's okay to say he sucks, right?"
SW Episode 2: -- Anything and everything about "I love the water" / "I hate sand"
SW Episode 3: -- In the introduction: "This is the best of the prequels, which is sort of like saying 'of the three times I got stung in the eye by a wasp, that was the best.'" -- All the riffs about how old Palpatine is. -- Bill repeats Anakin's line, "But what about the other Jedi, spread throughout the galaxy?" He says it with the same exact lack of emotion that Hayden Christensen does. It's not even a joke. He just repeats it. It's hilarious. -- "Be careful of your friend Palpatine." / "And your pal Friendpatine." -- As Anakin (Vader) jumps down from a platform: "In simpler times, that would have elicited a 'Yippee!'"
SW Episode 4: -- As Luke falls into the garbage pit: "Ah, he can't overcome his natural instinct to farm for moisture."
SW Episode 5: -- R2-D2 falls in the water. Luke yells "Where are you?" To which Bill yells, angrily, "I don't know, maybe he's IN THE WATER?"
Twilight: -- the lyrics, over Edward's piano song, about how he's going to kill her. -- I love when the riffers say EXACTLY what I'm thinking. When they point out how douchey the bad guy looks with his ponytail, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. It was awesome. It's not a particularly funny line, but since it clicked perfectly with my thoughts, I loved it.
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Post by callipygias on Dec 15, 2009 11:14:13 GMT -5
-- Bill repeats Anakin's line, "But what about the other Jedi, spread throughout the galaxy?" He says it with the same exact lack of emotion that Hayden Christensen does. It's not even a joke. He just repeats it. It's hilarious. Kind of similar, I love when Mike repeats Natalie Portman's bizarre and valley-girlish way of saying, "I haven't werked fer a year...." : "This is the best of the prequels, which is sort of like saying 'of the three times I got stung in the eye by a wasp, that was the best.'" That should be on the DVD cover of Episode 3. in ID4, those couple of riffs they made after the president's wife died - brutal, but hilarious. when the guy tries to shoot the can and then tries again and actually does shoot it down to prove they can penetrate the alien defenses - when mike says, "uh, mr. president, that bullet hit the first lady in the face," or something along those lines - oh, man. brutal. but funny as hell. Remembering that scene makes me want to watch that again. It's an awesome Rifftrax, and that part is so funny.
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 29, 2010 21:53:34 GMT -5
missile to the moon -
when one of the non-evil blue chicks nudges gary to get his and lon's attention so she can help them escape, the brilliantly funny fred willard says, "dude, control your filly - she's all over me."
i sincerely hope he will return to do another rifftrax - he's so hilarious.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Jan 30, 2010 3:43:46 GMT -5
I just re-watched Titanic (it took a few days, phew that babys long) and the quips about Leo's age are a hoot...
"Next year I'll be in the 5th grade. I'm a big boy."
Also -
"That's John Jacob Astor, the richest man on the ship." Kevin: "His mother was an Jingleheimer-Schmidt."
The life"belts" stuff
"Turn the dial to, 'don't hit the iceberg!'"
"Come on global warming, work already!"
"Kick at your hand and don't let you reach the surface. Got it."
”Aquaman’s flash parties are hard to find” – Mike.
At the end when the band plays on, one of the guys says something about comforting the kids by playing "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid.
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