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Post by kmorgan on Aug 14, 2015 22:26:21 GMT -5
During "Gamera", when someone suddenly sets fire to a bunch of stuff to lure Gamera...
SERVO: Hey, it's Frank Burns! JOEL: Margaret, I love you! I'm doing this for you!
It's just Joel's voice when he does the line that makes me laugh, a lot.
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Post by Chunky Brewster on Sept 10, 2015 17:51:07 GMT -5
two come to mind immediately: 1. warrior of the lost world: "Jimmy Carter IS The Enforcer!" followed by crow mimicking carters voice. 2. riding with death: "that'll put some sookie in your dookie"
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Post by Who Let Servo Drive on Oct 1, 2015 15:51:38 GMT -5
In The Horror of Party Beach, many of the riffs make me LOL every time I watch and as it's one of my favorite episodes -- I think I've seen it 50-60 times. Examples:
"He's turning into Oliver Reed's liver" "The Monster gets up and immediately puts on his 'Metal Machine Music'" "Europe is smaller than I thought" "So, radiation has a sense of humor" "Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do?" "I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s" "True to her word, she turns off the light" "there's ... more chips ... if anyone ... wants them" "You are a summer sausage" "Take a right at Monsters Killing Girls Road" Plus frankly many more.
host segment bonus: "But what of the golden spider duck and the squat crimson pig?"
HOPB has a special place in my heart though because in the 80s I discovered it at New Video in Greenwich Village while I was at NYU. This was when the mass marketing of VCRs was just starting and all of a sudden a whole galaxy of movies suddenly became available to watch. New Video, sadly long defunct, focused on foreign and genre and grindhouse films rather than the big Hollywood stuff. I must have watched HOPB a million times with my sister. We loved how stunningly dreadful it was. And then MST comes along and brilliantly lampoons it!
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Post by continosbuckle on Oct 3, 2015 12:59:50 GMT -5
In The Horror of Party Beach, many of the riffs make me LOL every time I watch and as it's one of my favorite episodes -- I think I've seen it 50-60 times. Examples: "You are a summer sausage" Every time I walk past the meat area of my local supermarket and see the packages of summer sausage, I have to stop myself from singing that song. "Yooooou are not a summer love!" A little further down the aisle, I also have to stop myself from having this insane conversation with myself. "In fact, I was going to make myself a braunschweiger melt." "Now THAT'S a coincidence!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Post by Cubey on Oct 3, 2015 21:37:42 GMT -5
In The Horror of Party Beach, many of the riffs make me LOL every time I watch and as it's one of my favorite episodes -- I think I've seen it 50-60 times. Examples: "He's turning into Oliver Reed's liver" "The Monster gets up and immediately puts on his 'Metal Machine Music'" "Europe is smaller than I thought" "So, radiation has a sense of humor" "Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do?" "I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s" "True to her word, she turns off the light" "there's ... more chips ... if anyone ... wants them" "You are a summer sausage" "Take a right at Monsters Killing Girls Road" Plus frankly many more. Off the top of my head.. "Men should not have bikini areas!!" "A creature who's face is 80 percent eye bag!" "Why am I dubbed?" "It's amazing they can get such rich sound without plugging in their instruments." "My skull!!!" "Don't even know what panties are, and yet they feel compelled to raid. - Any male of any species has the biological urge to panty raid." "Just smile at the stupid white folks." and on that subject...like... really? Why on earth did that film really need a "Mammy"? It takes place in the north, not very far from New York City in the early 1960s. SO WHY IS THERE A MAMMY IN 1960S NORTHERN USA?!?!?
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Post by continosbuckle on Oct 6, 2015 2:24:53 GMT -5
In The Horror of Party Beach, many of the riffs make me LOL every time I watch and as it's one of my favorite episodes -- I think I've seen it 50-60 times. Examples: "You are a summer sausage" Every time I walk past the meat area of my local supermarket and see the packages of summer sausage, I have to stop myself from singing that song. "Yooooou are not a summer love!" A little further down the aisle, I also have to stop myself from having this insane conversation with myself. "In fact, I was going to make myself a braunschweiger melt." "Now THAT'S a coincidence!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I was back walking down the meat aisle again and couldn't believe that I forgot the other meat-aisle-based insane conversation that I have with myself in these situations. [Upon seeing the cold cut area] "Oh, you're a ugly little dummy, aren't you, Mike-O? An ugly smelly horrible little dummy stuffed with sawdust. A dummy who will never have ham, certainly not unless he gets it himself. A dummy who will never drink wine. Yes, a horrible smelly ugly stupid..." "...." "Not only can't you have ham, you can't have any luncheon meats. Not bologna or ferringer, not even cotto salami. Hwhy? (yes, I pronounce the first H exaggeratedly) Because luncheon meats make the sawdust in your stomach explode." "...." "WHAT?" Which also reminds me. When I walk down the breakfast pastry aisle, this earlier line regularly pops into my head: "Bite me, I'm a toaster strudel!"
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Post by nondescript spice on Oct 6, 2015 23:25:35 GMT -5
i can't believe this thread has been here for so long and i never stumbled across it. i read so many posts of lines that crack me up. i just took a hefty shot of nyquil for this nasty cold i have, so my time of clarity is short. so i will name my top line that gets me the most from the first time i heard it.
servo in hamlet, when the king is creepily talking about his queen (*cough* incest *cough*)
servo: "...oh baby...juicy got me crazy..."
kills me every time.
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Post by Mod City on Oct 7, 2015 13:34:38 GMT -5
i can't believe this thread has been here for so long and i never stumbled across it. i read so many posts of lines that crack me up. i just took a hefty shot of nyquil for this nasty cold i have, so my time of clarity is short. so i will name my top line that gets me the most from the first time i heard it. servo in hamlet, when the king is creepily talking about his queen (*cough* incest *cough*) servo: "...oh baby...juicy got me crazy..." kills me every time. I thought I had some posts in here, too, but I guess I don't. A few that come to mind: Gamera vs. Gaos When they're spinning Gaos around the blood fountain, making him dizzy and causing him to weave around, Crow delivers a great, drunken "I never liked you!" Samson vs. The Vampire Women With smoke rolling out from under the door of a castle or dungeon, one of the three calls out for someone to "lock and towel the door!" Godzilla (can't remember which one) A monster (I think it's Godzilla) is splashing around in the water, and someone cries out "I can't get my skis up!" I'll have to think on a few more. There are so many.
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