MST3K RIFFS EVIL DEAD 2!!!!

[samtaco]

Hi Folks!

I'm making a project and I need your help! You see I'm gonna have Joel and the bots riff on the first five mins of Evil Dead 2 and I need people's help by telling me some good sound bites of the three that would make sense for certain parts. It will include Joel's door sequence and animated Shadow!

I'll upload the 5 mins of Evil Dead 2 on You Tube soon.
What do ya say?
Sam. ;D

[Captain Hygiene]

That's a pretty funny idea, hope you can pull it off. I'll take a look at it, but I can't promise that I'll remember any good riffs

[Frameous]

I would like to take a crack at this. One question: No Mike? Just Joel ear riffs? How specific is this? Can you use bot riffs from the Mike era?

[GProopdog]

off the top of my head, during the opening credits where there's a lot of smoke on the screen, you can use the famous Tom Servo joke from Pod People:

"Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog in it"

[imdebbie]

What a cool idea! That's my favorite movie!
I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

[samtaco]

Aug 8, 2008 12:24:23 GMT -5 Frameous said:

I would like to take a crack at this. One question: No Mike? Just Joel ear riffs? How specific is this? Can you use bot riffs from the Mike era?

Yeah no there's Mike (maybe in another movie project).

I'd like any riffs from Kevin's Servo and Trace's Crow. So you can go as far as the Sci-fi era for Servo riffs.

[samtaco]

YOU TUBE CLIP IS UP!!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOykp3Z36c

[hugo]

Can't remember the episode, but there was a riff of Servo spoofing those old "Time Life" books commercials, something along the lines of:
"Did ancient astronauts build the pyramids? Buy the book!" That might go good with the Necronomicon stuff.

Not sure if it's in the first 5 mins, but when Ash does his smarmy little "hey baby, how about some champagne?" thing, a riff like "Don't EVER do that again!" or something would work. (they've used that kind of riff a number of times)

Again, can't remember the episode, but there's one or two riffs out there of Servo saying "bacon--bacon---bacon---BACON!" or maybe it's "snausages---snausages--gotta find snausages!" That would play out really nicely with the "Evil zooming" camera shots.

Or maybe something like "Please sir, just take a copy of the Watchtower!" when Ash is desperately trying to slam the doors behind him.

While it's not strictly a riff, some clips from "The Dead Talk Back radio show" host segment might be funny while Ash is listening to the tape recorder.

And of course, during their drive to the lodge, an obligatory "Manos..." would be fitting.

I oughta be able to help more after seeing the clip in question.

[samtaco]

Aug 8, 2008 17:51:18 GMT -5 hugo said:

I oughta be able to help more after seeing the clip in question.

Well thanks for the info! I just posted the clip so just look up!

[hugo]

Narrator: "Necronomicon Ex Mortis" Roughly translated...

Crow: Bite me!

(when tarantula appears)

Crow: Kitty!

(When Skull appears)
Servo: (singing) Aaaaaaaah!

(white smoke appears)
Joel: "A new pope is selected. It's Kookie."

Narrator: "The seas ran red with blood"
Servo: Pat Buchanon's first day in office.

Narrator: "It was this blood that was used to ink the book"
Unknown: "The Strom Thurmond Story!"

Narrator: "...the book disappeared"
Servo: "It was under Larry Wilcox's career" (that might be a Sci-Fi era Crow, now that I think of it)

Titles: "Renaissance Pictures"
Servo: "Welcome to the Renaissance Festival!"
All: "Huzzah!"

(driving through a tunnel)
Servo: Ooooh, I get it, a tunnel! Heh heh heh.

(Shot of a bridge)
Joel: "Fakey!"
Servo: "You have GOT to be kidding me!" (see: SCCTM)

(Girl starts spinning)
Servo: "I can't stop doing thiiiiiisss!" (see: Village of the Giants)

Ash: "So, what do you think?"
Joel: "It stinks!"

Ash: "We'll tell 'em the car broke down or something"
All: "LIAR! LIAR!" (see: I accuse My Parents)

(shot of girl's portrait on desk)
Servo: "Melanie Griffith!" (or any random celebrity)

(Ash starts tape recorder)
Servo: "Good morning, Mr. Oddface"

Tape recording: "Log entry, number two"
Crow: "I've got a number two log for ya right here!" (OK, so he never really said this, but how perfect would that be?)

Tape: "I believe I have made a significant find"
Servo: "My winkie!" (see: Dead Talk Back)

Tape: "...we stumbled upon something remarkable."
Servo: "The very nipple of the world" (see: The Mole People)

Tape: "Recorded here are those phonetic passages..."
Crow: "Schnee, Schna, Schanppi...Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp" (OK, this is actually from Rifftrax)

Tape: "KAnda...estrata...mandos"
Joel: "There's Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork!"

Alternate: Crow: "Manos"
Alternate: Mike: "Mentos!"

Tape: "Kanda"
Crow: "My anaconda don't want none 'less you got buns, hun!" (OK, so this was a Sci Fi era. Couldn't resist!)

Good luck finding any of those riffs. This clip was surprisingly fertile ground for riffing though! Please share with us when it's done!

[samtaco]

Wow I thank the! I only have three riff based on just watching Mitchell but you got most of it all down!

But I ask can you tell when most of these riffs are told in what episodes?


Also all the people who help out will get a credit at the end!

[hugo]

I can't do much better at identifying the episodes than what I've got there. Although come to think of it, I think the line about 'A new pope is selected" is from King Dinosaur or something from around that same season.

And the line about Pat Buchanan is from "Phantom PLanet" I think.

[GProopdog]

Tape: "KAnda...estrata...mandos"

Tom: Chief?

Crow: McCloud...

[samtaco]

Alright I got lot of riff but still have some long dead space I need some help on.

WIth the timecode from the You Tube clip here's the times where riffing is needed!

0:42-0:58
1:07-1:44
2:02-2:24
2:26-2:49
3:04-3:29
3:30-4:42
4:46-5:10

[GProopdog]

0:45 (Crow/Tom: It's not a comic book, it's a graphic novel!)

1:27 (Tom: Honk if you like Eegah!)

Alternate:

Joel: Hey hi Mitchell...

Crow: Go about your business...

Tom: *Honk, Honk* Hey Mitchell!

Crow: Shhhhh!