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Post by dph on Sept 10, 2009 16:24:16 GMT -5
8/10
"Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase, 'upside your head.'" Bender "Futurama (Sorry, I've been watching my Futurama seasons again)
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 11, 2009 9:50:40 GMT -5
10/10
"A la-dee-dee, 1-2-3, Eric the Half a Bee! A-B-C-D-E-F-G, Eric the Half a Bee!" -Monty Python
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Post by dph on Sept 11, 2009 18:36:45 GMT -5
4/10 -- Huh?
"You know, I hate dumb people." My Coworker
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 11, 2009 19:04:55 GMT -5
8/10
"Dogs can't look up!" - Big Al (apparently), Shaun of the Dead
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Post by dph on Sept 14, 2009 20:34:03 GMT -5
7/10
Professor: "And you my friend need a brain." Fry: "Why does everyone keep saying that?"
Futurama - Wizard of Oz episode.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 16, 2009 21:30:17 GMT -5
9/10
“I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.” - Nikola Tesla
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Post by dph on Sept 25, 2009 21:15:26 GMT -5
8/10
Fry "Don't worry, the lovemiester will take you under his wing." Zoidberg "What now there's a bird involved."
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 26, 2009 5:36:44 GMT -5
10/10 (I love Zoidberg!)
"This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it!!!" - John Adams, 2nd President of the United States
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Post by dph on Sept 27, 2009 20:57:09 GMT -5
10/10
"If you say you were more afraid of your dad growing up you are a city punk. (If) you grew up on a farm like I did, you were more afraid of your mama. Think about it, as a child on a farm, you witness your mother, once or twice a week, walk out to a barnyard...grab a chicken...break its neck....rip off all its feathers...feed that thing to you for dinner. By god no means no." Etta May "Southern Fried Chicks"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 27, 2009 21:30:58 GMT -5
10/10 (as a farm boy, I totally understand that!)
"Terminator Twoooooo, I hate youuuuuu!"- 'Sarah Conner", Terminator 2: Low Budgement Day
(Line's @ 5:20, watch for LANGUAGE troughout)
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Post by dph on Sept 29, 2009 20:01:33 GMT -5
5/10
"Where are all my big haired girls? You know us southern girls, we like to jack it to Jesus here. The bigger the hair, the closer to the Lord you are." Trish Suhr "Southern Fried Chicks"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 29, 2009 22:27:09 GMT -5
6.5/10
"A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years." - Harry S Truman
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Post by dph on Sept 30, 2009 8:08:22 GMT -5
8/10
"I like coffee." Guy from Skydivers.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 30, 2009 17:50:54 GMT -5
10/10
"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."- Bill Hicks
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Post by dph on Oct 7, 2009 16:58:45 GMT -5
9/10
Agent: "So you are NOT super gay?" Reba: " Nope, I have no powers of gayness at all."
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