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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 26, 2009 14:22:45 GMT -5
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jun 26, 2009 18:08:06 GMT -5
Just be careful here... that 666th step is broken, and you'll fall a long way down if you hit it.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jun 26, 2009 18:44:12 GMT -5
I find it easier to go downstairs than up.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jun 26, 2009 18:45:48 GMT -5
Apparently, the Great Beyond isn't handicap accessible.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jun 27, 2009 15:25:27 GMT -5
 Wha!? There's nothing up here! It's just clouds! CLOUDS!! |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jun 27, 2009 17:19:03 GMT -5
It won't actually take you anywhere until you collect 80 stars.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Jun 27, 2009 21:34:16 GMT -5
Gas Station Attendant: How to get to heaven...eyeeeea... First go towards the light, then hang a hard right at the sun because your eternal soul will get scorched if you get too close. Then watch out as you're traveling through the clouds, because everybody knows that moss grows in the fog there so it can be pretty slippery and slimy. Ya don't want to fall at that point because you'll have to swim back to shore and start over again. Come to think of it, getting to heaven might be a little easier on a dirt bike. I used to have a Kawasaki that handled stairs really well but I busted that up on some shore rocks good one time. Anyway... after you get past the clouds you're going to want to keep going about 4,000 miles further until you get to the Pizza Stop and take a left there. You don't want to take a right otherwise you'll end up in Rhinelander Wisconsin, which is a long way from the ocean where you started. It's also the birthplace of that guy... whatshisface from Metalocalypse.... uhhh.... Pickles! Yeah! Man I love that show. So once you get to the Pizza Stop you're going to want to go in there and tinkle. There ain't nooooo rest stops the rest of the way to heaven. Then yeah go left, not coming out of the Pizza Stop, but as you're facing the Pizza Stop. Continue on past the stoplights, and mind the cattle crossing signs when you're getting close. What, you didn't think cows got into heaven? Every bovine out there is like Jesus dying for you just so you can eat it and survive. So if you don't get stampeded you get up to the gates where there's this guy... ehhh... Peter! That's right, good friend of mine. Got me some sweet deals on tickets so I can get in when I kick it. Sos then you drop the name Tom at the gate, and do the handshake - right fist, left fist, slap your calf, shake the leg and take a step backwards - then you'll get in. Easy as that.
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Post by mylungswereaching on Jun 28, 2009 13:24:24 GMT -5
The front stairs to Mick Jaggers cloud
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Post by Fred Burroughs on Jul 14, 2009 14:37:35 GMT -5
Hey, when's Heaven going to become handicap accessible?
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