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Post by jkazoolien on May 11, 2012 22:48:35 GMT -5
Otto Meyer: So, what's wrong with your wife? Miner: That's the trouble, the doc's not sure. He says whatever it is, she's too sick even to be moved. She needs this special stuff and we haven't got a phone so I went to get it and that's when... Slow down, the turning is just up here. Otto Meyer: Turning? You mean it's off the road? Miner: Only a mile. Otto Meyer: Now look, Pal, I'm in a hurry... Miner: HOLD IT! Stop the car. Now listen, buddy, I'm sorry about your problems. But the doc said to hurry and this is my wife. Now come on, we turn right here. Otto Meyer: But there isn't even a road... Miner: LISTEN! Don't force me to get rough! [Rips the steering wheel ring off] Miner: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bust up your car. Otto Meyer: That's alright. You say it's a mile? Heck, a mile ain't asking too much. -- It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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Post by lilacetoile on May 28, 2012 9:46:01 GMT -5
Sandy: "He was so nice to me this summer." -- Grease
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Post by jkazoolien on May 28, 2012 11:02:05 GMT -5
"Rupert? What are you doing down there?" Rupert's Mom -- The King of Comedy
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Jun 2, 2012 0:46:28 GMT -5
"Everybody goes a little mad sometimes."- Norman Bates, Psycho
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 2, 2012 11:17:33 GMT -5
"poopie!" Data -- Star Trek: Generations
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jun 13, 2012 21:12:11 GMT -5
"Turn it off! Turn if off! TURN IT OFF! " Jake VanDorn- Hardcore
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 14, 2012 23:21:36 GMT -5
"flapjacks it." The Dude - The Big Lebowski
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Post by lilacetoile on Jul 17, 2012 14:55:43 GMT -5
"The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Mrs. Teasdale - Duck Soup
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 18, 2012 12:07:39 GMT -5
"Ugly!" Olive Oyl -- Popeye
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jul 22, 2012 20:06:22 GMT -5
"You shall not pass!" Gandalf- Fellowship of the Ring
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 24, 2012 2:23:46 GMT -5
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play Till we're blown away -- Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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Post by lilacetoile on Aug 7, 2012 9:55:23 GMT -5
"You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets." Joey - Airplane!
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 8, 2012 13:02:38 GMT -5
"So what?" Paula Parkins -- The Violent Years
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Post by lilacetoile on Nov 22, 2012 16:53:17 GMT -5
"They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?" Patty Simcox- Grease
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 24, 2012 13:13:57 GMT -5
These were good friends. Take them away from here... someplace safe... where this world's war never happened. And as we remember... please let them forget, O Lord... so they can be little again. Danny -- Red Dawn
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