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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 3, 2009 16:46:52 GMT -5
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 9, 2009 16:01:17 GMT -5
Matt Groening wows the crowd with his amputee Jesus impression!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Aug 9, 2009 18:32:46 GMT -5
"Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count! Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 11, 2009 17:36:25 GMT -5
"Republican Senator, what's your party's health care reform plan?"
"Pray that you don't get sick like I do."
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Post by Mr. Atari on Aug 14, 2009 11:24:44 GMT -5
Watch closely, lady. This is how you pray. Which is what you're going to need to do when Uncle Sam charges you an arm and a leg not to treat your broken arm and leg.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2009 19:26:53 GMT -5
Ted makes a valiant effort at staging a humorous vacation photo.
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