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Post by Fred Burroughs on Aug 13, 2009 22:01:28 GMT -5
The Deadly Mantis has a couple. Of course there's the: "There's a mantis in my pantis" joke, but there's also the scene where all the military guys are gawking at the woman and Crow says, "I think this guy is familiar with Dishonorable Discharge."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2009 22:19:57 GMT -5
I always like to bring up the fact that Manos' "this movie just lapped itself!" is not, as I thought for a long time, an inexplicably dirty joke.
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Post by Fred Burroughs on Aug 13, 2009 22:23:40 GMT -5
I always like to bring up the fact that Manos' "this movie just lapped itself!" is not, as I thought for a long time, an inexplicably dirty joke. Wow someone has a dirty mind. LOL
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Post by Hoss Ragen on Aug 13, 2009 23:00:50 GMT -5
] Jack Frost Ivan: "It's the first time I've sat on a shovel" Mike: "The flat part anyway..." haha! I was just going to mention that one. It's one thing to use that old cum/come joke, but that one is all sorts of wrong in the rightest of ways.
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Post by glowgirl004 on Aug 14, 2009 12:00:59 GMT -5
Someone already brought up one of the lines from the beginning of Why Study Industrial Arts?, and that whole sequence is just one dirty joke after another. My favorite is when the narrator says he love the sound of tools on leather and Crow blurts out "I KEEP POPULAR MECHANICS UNDER MY MATTRESS!"
And another one from Crow, from the short Keeping Clean and Neat: Narrator: Never go to bed with wet hair! Crow: ...or a first date.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Aug 14, 2009 14:02:36 GMT -5
I always like to bring up the fact that Manos' "this movie just lapped itself!" is not, as I thought for a long time, an inexplicably dirty joke. However, "Ah, the dog is sharp again, Mommy!" is a VERY dirty joke, one that went over my head for years until a thread on this site mentioned it. Ohhhhh, so sharp means.... EWWW.
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Post by Fred Burroughs on Aug 14, 2009 14:48:49 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure they were talking about the dog's claws.
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Post by mrmeadows on Aug 14, 2009 16:52:00 GMT -5
"Remember, when you touch yourself, the saints cry." -- Keeping Clean and Neat
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2009 17:35:33 GMT -5
I always like to bring up the fact that Manos' "this movie just lapped itself!" is not, as I thought for a long time, an inexplicably dirty joke. However, "Ah, the dog is sharp again, Mommy!" is a VERY dirty joke, one that went over my head for years until a thread on this site mentioned it. Ohhhhh, so sharp means.... EWWW. Exactly, how am I NOT supposed to have a dirty mind when that inexplicably raunchy joke exists.
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Post by dph on Aug 19, 2009 8:29:21 GMT -5
There was the scene in Mitchell where the gun falls down his leg and Joel screams "WHAT!!!!!!"
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Post by crowschmo on Aug 19, 2009 19:52:00 GMT -5
I watched "Are You Ready For Marriage" and in the beginning when the couple is kissing on the porch, Crow says, "Um - Mom? I really need to get to school." Like that's the way a mom sends off her son- eww.
Of course, they could've been commenting on the lackluster passion, as well, and they probably were. It was a Swiss Army joke.
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Post by Double 007 on Aug 19, 2009 23:54:46 GMT -5
"Puma Man" after Tony is invited to the Dutch Embassy, and Crow asks "Is that a proposition?". Then Jane says "Come any way you like...but come" so Crow retorts "Now that's GOT to be a proposition!"
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Post by Satchmo on Aug 20, 2009 0:03:35 GMT -5
And while it's technically not a joke the whole dog's meat thing from The Deadly Bees was pretty bad. That scene was just creepy.
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Post by DON3k on Aug 20, 2009 7:22:13 GMT -5
Not dirty, but gross. In Rocketship X-M, as the crew is climbing up into the ship, thru a raised manhole in the center, J&tBs are joking that people are coming up thru the toilet. After everyone was on board, except one remaining crew member, as he comes up thru the 'toilet', Joel (I think) says "Oh, Bob, that's you. I was about to chop you up with a coat-hanger!" They make another reference to this again, later in the film, to the same context.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Aug 25, 2009 15:55:49 GMT -5
^^^ I missed that one. YUCK!
Here's one from The Side Hackers.
Rommel, to his friend: "You've never seen me so happy." Joel (as friend) "You didn't know I was watching you..."
Ewww.
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