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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 23, 2009 0:13:58 GMT -5
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 23, 2009 17:23:45 GMT -5
Sorry, but Card Sharks already has a host.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Sept 23, 2009 18:10:04 GMT -5
 Rip Taylor!? What happened!? |
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Sept 27, 2009 10:54:39 GMT -5
Chicken: "Feed me!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 3, 2009 20:31:21 GMT -5
Hey magic dude, let me introduce you to my friend heckle me Elmo. Just squeeze it's hand and...
"You're not funny!"
"You stink!"
"Get off the stage!"
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 12, 2009 21:04:03 GMT -5
And for my next act I'll hang myself with this rope! Audience: YAAAAY!!!! *Magician ties the loop around his neck* Audience: WOooooOOOO!!!! *Magician jumps of the stool and the rope turns into three separate ropes without a knot* Audience: Awwww  |
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 12, 2009 22:40:24 GMT -5
If Divine never met John Waters.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 13, 2009 10:50:55 GMT -5
In magician/clown school they always told us to make our shirt and tie combo resemble a hotdog in a bun.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 15, 2009 20:01:01 GMT -5
"Come on home girl" He said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
But try to understand
Try to understand
Try try try to understand
I'm a magic man."
SHE'YA RIGHT!!
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Post by pyrozombie on Oct 21, 2009 20:46:17 GMT -5
I get the strongest feeling there are loan sharks after this man.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 21, 2009 23:41:50 GMT -5
"Come on home girl" He said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet Let's get high awhile But try to understand Try to understand Try try try to understand I'm a magic man." SHE'YA RIGHT!!That was funny! |
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Post by pyrozombie on Nov 5, 2009 6:52:23 GMT -5
Look at that, The rubber chicken is trying to tie that rope into a noose.
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