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Post by callipygias on Oct 4, 2009 12:40:54 GMT -5
Time for the poll in Captain Hygiene's Ass to take center stage. It's been whittled from about 80 to 16. VOTE FOR YOUR 3 4 FAVORITES! Here they are in the same order they're in on the poll^: CHALMERSCaptain Hygiene's Ass Likes Making Egregious Rong Spellings Captain Hygiene's Ass Is Never Going Anywhere Near Gymnasiums CAPTAIN HYGIENE'S ASS MUST PAY! Captain Hygiene's Ass Maximizes Patriotism In Our Nation Captain Hygiene's Ass Randomly Mutates. Captain Hygiene's Ass Squeaks Eerily Captain Hygiene's Ass Is Slippery...Easy. Captain Hygiene's Ass Really Mesmerizes. Captain Hygeine's Ass Really, Really Evokes Dread Captain Hygiene's Ass Resents Love Inside Everyone Captain Hygiene's Ass Is Really Stuffy Captain Hygiene's Ass Is Nicely Sectioned Captain Hygiene's Ass Likes Kissin' Captain Hygiene's Ass: Pink, Pretty, Extremely Durable And So Soft Captain Hygiene's Ass Rides Me |
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Post by callipygias on Oct 4, 2009 13:05:09 GMT -5
Damn, I should've allowed 5 votes. I really wanted to give CHARRED a vote, too.
The one I didn't get at first was CHAISE--it became twice as funny when I finally realized 'easy' was a warning.
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Post by solgroupie on Oct 4, 2009 18:28:07 GMT -5
done! may the best ass win!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 6, 2009 23:17:24 GMT -5
Ah done voted and ah be proud of it.
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Post by CBG on Oct 7, 2009 7:28:18 GMT -5
The one I didn't get at first was CHAISE--it became twice as funny when I finally realized 'easy' was a warning. Thank you, yes, careful when approaching. |
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Post by Alexander Phipps on Oct 7, 2009 11:28:49 GMT -5
Happy to see the gymnasium one and the durable one are doing well. My favorite is "...likes kissin'."
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Post by solgroupie on Oct 7, 2009 20:24:23 GMT -5
remember, kids! it's over when captain hygiene's ass sees its shadow...no...when it blows white smoke...wait...when it sings...right?
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Post by callipygias on Oct 13, 2009 23:48:01 GMT -5
Phipps, mummi, Penguin, and Fireballil came close, but for the 2nd straight year groupie proves herself Mistress of Captain Hygiene's ass. She wins 3 eps from Sky and, since she already has The Room & Star Wars Holiday Special (she's letting Bix have those) she wins some other great stuff along with the globe and the tile.
Change and the Cap'n tie for 2nd, so you both get 2 Sky dvds and a dvd of The Room and you can each pick a remaining tile after groupie's selected hers. Change also gets an MST globe to signify the globular nature of Captain Hygiene's ass and for helping out with the contest. Since there's only one more Star Wars Holiday Special disc, one of you will get it and the other one will get 2 extra Sky eps. I'll let you two decide. (If you both want the Holiday Special it's not a problem, but you'll have to wait about a month.)
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Post by CBG on Oct 14, 2009 1:18:23 GMT -5
Very generous indeed, calli.  |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 14, 2009 7:32:06 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass Says "Thanks, Everyone!"
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Post by solgroupie on Oct 14, 2009 10:01:30 GMT -5
this proves that good can come from captain hygiene's ass.
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Post by CBG on Oct 14, 2009 12:07:04 GMT -5
Where are my manners...? Congratulations solgroupie!!  Thank you Captain Hygiene for your ass.  ...and Thank You, callipygias, keeper of the asses. Change and the Cap'n tie for 2nd, so you both get 2 Sky dvds and a dvd of The Room and you can each pick a remaining tile after groupie's selected hers. Change also gets an MST globe to signify the globular nature of Captain Hygiene's ass and for helping out with the contest. Since there's only one more Star Wars Holiday Special disc, one of you will get it and the other one will get 2 extra Sky eps. I'll let you two decide. (If you both want the Holiday Special it's not a problem, but you'll have to wait about a month.) So, I won - what - like 9 DVDs? SWEET!! |
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Post by solgroupie on Oct 14, 2009 12:46:35 GMT -5
i neglected to thank the academy as well, and i'm from the south. that kind of thing is supposed to come automatically. thanks to callie for another diversion from reality, thanks to the others who joined in all the fun with captain hygiene's ass, and lastly - thanks to you captain hygiene's ass. you made it all possible.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Oct 15, 2009 18:24:56 GMT -5
I won something?
No?
A pity gift?
I'll take it!
Captain Hygiene's Ass Has Made Me A Winner!
CHAHMMAW!
Thank you, SG...(blows a kiss)
And everyone else...Happy Halloween!
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Captain Hygiene's Ass Likes Making Egregious Rong Spellings
Captain Hygiene's Ass Maximizes Patriotism In Our Nation
Captain Hygiene's Ass Randomly Mutates.
Captain Hygiene's Ass Is Slippery...Easy.
Captain Hygeine's Ass Really, Really Evokes Dread
Captain Hygiene's Ass Resents Love Inside Everyone
