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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 19, 2009 20:38:10 GMT -5
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Oct 19, 2009 20:42:16 GMT -5
"Okay, Mr. Beck, I really need you to relax. I know it's not comfortable, but I'm not going to be able to insert my whole fist if you don't calm down."
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 19, 2009 20:46:09 GMT -5
"They're out of Pop-Tarts at the Fox News commissary!"
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 19, 2009 23:40:55 GMT -5
"Obama really IS just like Hitler! 'Godwin's Law' is just something you made up to be MEAN!!!!!"
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 20, 2009 0:11:20 GMT -5
"I knew I should'nt've watched Beaches and Steel Magnolias back-to-back!"
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 20, 2009 12:17:15 GMT -5
"How are the Mexicans still getting across the border with our impervious wall?  !!!!" |
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 21, 2009 23:41:09 GMT -5
"I missed the Sisters marathon!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 22, 2009 19:05:28 GMT -5
Chris Crocker at age 50.
"They still won't leave Brittany alone!" He whines.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 22, 2009 22:11:51 GMT -5
"They should never have canceled Gilmore Girls!"
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Post by mylungswereaching on Oct 24, 2009 16:36:15 GMT -5
You mean, I have to kiss a girl!
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Post by Satchmo on Oct 24, 2009 17:14:40 GMT -5
Bill O'Rielly just beat him up for his lunch money.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 24, 2009 20:02:52 GMT -5
"He hurt my widdle nose!"
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Oct 24, 2009 20:23:05 GMT -5
Every day, Glenn Beck's interns wear Kevlar vests to work and always make sure that there's plenty of room under their desks, waiting for the day that their boss is going to "end America's suffering".
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 25, 2009 10:15:59 GMT -5
"The Amish kids beat me up again!"
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Post by candidgamera on Oct 28, 2009 16:45:03 GMT -5
"Mom! At school today, a left-wing socialist dumped my books, and then they gave me a wedgie!"
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!!!!"
