Titans DVD winner

[Mighty Jack]

To celebrate the grand reopening of Mighty Jack’s MST3K Review I’m going to give away a copy of a Titans DVD.

What to do? Just make up a CT related slogan. You can google search “Free slogan generator“ and get help from one of them. For example I went to… Sloganit.com, put in a CT movie character joke-name and they popped out this slogan…

"Live the High life with Johnny incest."


That’s all there is to it - Put in a character name (you can even re-use Johnny, just not the same slogan), riff, movie title, skit prop, or any quirk (such as “Martian food pills”) at this or any other free slogan maker, hit "enter" and they generate a slogan for you.

Use the site posted above, or this one… Sloganizer.net

Or here… Essex Free

or just make one up using your own mind - and leave it here. The one that makes me laugh the most – wins a brand new, never before played Cinematic Titanic DVD of their choosing! Pick one of their previous 7 releases, or hold off until the new one comes out (supposed to be soon) - winner will be announced NEXT Friday night! (11/20/2009)

Good luck!

[Bix Dugan]

Grand Re-Opening of Mighty Jack's MST3K Review?

To me, it never closed. It's easily the best Review Site EVER MADE!

But don't let my remarks sway you, MJ...

How about:

1001 uses for Red Tempera Paint!

[eimag]

After Watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians you'll feel like the scenery after Chochems scene: chewed and beyond any future use.

The Oozing Skull: From one body to another, but still the same unsuccessful dictator.

Wasp Woman: In black and white. Especially white.

Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks: The blimps are great. The women aren't bad either.

Doomsday Machine: It's so bad, the Earth exploded so it wouldn't have to take credit for the movie being made.

Legacy of Blood: Johnny has so much love, but he wants it to stay in the family.

Blood Of The Vampires: Blood is thicker than the plot.

Or: The Escoderos. Anyone would say they've got problems.

[Bix Dugan]

Doomsday Machine: Two Bad Movies That Taste Worse Together!

[Dean S. Talker]

Feel the magic of Dr. Cyclops.

[Mighty Jack]

It's rare that the very first entry in a contest wins the prize, but in this case that's hwta happened.

"See the face you love light up with the Masturbation Journal." by standardtoaster cracked me up. Congrats, PM me your addy and the title of the DVD you desire.

[Bix Dugan]

Masturbation Journals are not to be laughed at, I'll have you know...


Congrats Toaster!
And thanks to MJ for this contest, but moreso for his fantastic website efforts over the years.