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Post by Crowfan on Oct 20, 2010 10:10:03 GMT -5
So I'm watching this program on The History Channel called Most Extreme Airports and they actually show people standing near an airport in St.Maarten's where they wait for the planes to take off so they can be blasted by the jet engines. And I'm thinking, really, seriously? The stupidest thing I've ever done isn't nearly that stupid.
I put my hand in my dog's mouth to get a bone out of it and he bit me. It wasn't a bad bite, and I should have known better, but didn't want him to choke on the bone. So, what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
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Post by Mr. Atari on Oct 20, 2010 10:35:26 GMT -5
The dumbest thing I can remember doing was a couple years ago. I was building a deck, and cutting a PVC railing piece with a power miter saw. The piece was too short for the huge saw, and...long story short...there was about 30 seconds of me hopping around the backyard with blood everywhere, absolutely certain I had cut off the tips of 3 fingers.
Turns out it was just a flesh wound. But still...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 20, 2010 11:15:24 GMT -5
I almost cut my arm off once. I was using a pull-down power saw to cut a piece of wood. But, being an idiot, I was holding the wood with my arm parallel to it and right underneath the saw. I started to pull the thing down, but, luckily, someone saw me and screamed before I could do it.
That would have been bad.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 20, 2010 22:42:01 GMT -5
Riding in a cab past an airport in St Maarten's during a landing.
Come on, I was trying to get to the beach and my Guavaberry.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 21, 2010 0:58:02 GMT -5
I've done so many stupid things it's hard to just pick one.
When I was in high school sometimes me and a few friends would go to our buddies house and raid his parents liquor cabinet and then we would go back to school. Well one day we were all drunk and found a bunch of swords in the basement almost immediately we started having sword fights and we broke a few things and some of us got kinda cut up. Anyway, I went back to school and walked into the wrong classroom and stayed there until the teacher asked me what I was doing in her class my response was to climb out the window and run home.
That day was just one stupid decision after the other.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 21, 2010 8:26:13 GMT -5
I want Ratso's life.
How stupid is that?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 21, 2010 11:26:19 GMT -5
And how cool is it that his school had swords in the basement?
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 21, 2010 14:45:51 GMT -5
I once locked my car keys in the car.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 21, 2010 15:37:27 GMT -5
I once jumped off a roof into a huge snow bank and got stuck, 'cause I jumped feet-first. Everyone was laughing but me. Of course, I was also about ten. And, like Ratso, it's been one dumb decision after another since then.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Oct 22, 2010 3:18:33 GMT -5
I got married. Twice.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 22, 2010 9:38:06 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 22, 2010 10:51:02 GMT -5
Isn't that illegal?
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Post by Ratso on Oct 22, 2010 12:59:28 GMT -5
So... which one was better in the sack?
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 22, 2010 22:28:44 GMT -5
Two heads ARE better than one.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 22, 2010 22:32:07 GMT -5
That's what SHE SAID!
DOOH HOO HO HO HOO! DOOH HO HO HO HO HO!
I f*cking hate myself.
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