PLEASE REREAD: Need a book loving volunteer

[Poe33]

I HAVE CLARIFIED SOME THINGS: I GUESS MY SARCSM WAS TOO SUBTLE

FIRST OFF - I hope this is the right place to post this. If not- I am sorry and please move it....


I will send a FREE copy of my book to a person who fits the following credentials.

1. loves MST/Brit type humor
2. Loves Classic Rock/Prog Rock
3. can appreciate or would like to explore metaphysics/quantum physics (or if you like to Doob up and see the colors)
4. likes orange jello (or HATES IT) you will see its wondrous value!



I KNOW my book Milky Way Marmalade would be a hit amongst MSTies. If you like Douglas Adams or Mike Nelson you will love Milky Way Marmalade.

I need someone - a fellow MSTie- to help promote it to other MSTies.

My book has been raved by reviewers. Just Google it or go to www.milkywaymarmalade.com and read what they have to say.

It has been nominated for an EPPIE AWARD for BEST SF of 2003.

I need help!!

If you fit the above and can tell me why you should receive a FREE copy. Please email me me in private at [e-mail]


THANKS


PS- I will send the top candidate a PAPER BACK and the next 5 a free ebook!!

AN OVERVIEW:

Take an Interstellar Hunter-gone-Rock Star, a perverted Android, a sexy computer, a purple-eyed Vixen and a Machiavellian Mutt, throw in a dead guy back from the after life and a few dozen psychotic, pretentious and impossibly powerful alien nut jobs- a ton of kick ass Classic Rock and you have the
trip of a book
called
Milky Way Marmalade

[Poe33]

GUYS....FREEE....I cannot believe I have no takers yet.

[nightfalcawk]

I like rock, don't love, but can eat orange jello, doesn't believe in metaphysics, and #1 takes care of itself. I can also read very quickly (finished Harry Potter 5 in two weeks).

[TomServo69]

There, I sent you an e-mail, answered your questions, and I wants my free book!

Servo

[Emperor Cupcake]

Man, I finished Harry Potter 5 in a day and a half, slowpoke!

[Poe33]

SEE clarifcations above:

Since I was not very clear, I will give away a 2nd Paperback....

By "metaphysics" I mean are you blown away by the power of the mind and consciousness. If you like to doob up or shroom up and see the show that is good enough. wink wink!)

If you meditate or do yoga as well!)

Remember- this is a FUNNY book. It is not heavy handed,

also, PROG lovers not just Classic Rock.

If you like or love or own a West Highland Terrier.

If you love goofy aliens, off the wall humor, etc.


I may have a taker for the paper back, but I will still give away 5
pdf ebooks.



I am using the KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES philosophy.

MSTies are my people and we love quality entertainment. My book is that.

[nightfalcawk]

Poe33 said:

SEE clarifcations above:

Since I was not very clear, I will give away a 2nd Paperback....

By "metaphysics" I mean are you blown away by the power of the mind and consciousness. If you like to doob up or shroom up and see the show that is good enough. wink wink!)

If you meditate or do yoga as well!)

Remember- this is a FUNNY book. It is not heavy handed,

also, PROG lovers not just Classic Rock.

If you like or love or own a West Highland Terrier.

If you love goofy aliens, off the wall humor, etc.


I may have a taker for the paper back, but I will still give away 5
pdf ebooks.



I am using the KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES philosophy.

MSTies are my people and we love quality entertainment. My book is that.

Okay, I like yoga.

[Poe33]

I have my TWO takers for the paperback.


BUT....I will still give away FREE PDF ebooks!


Just email me privately

[TomServo69]

Thanks Poe! It just got here today and I can't wait to start it after reading the back. I appreciate the promo materials too, I've got many people to hand them out to.

Servo