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Post by Lounge Lizard on May 10, 2011 19:47:18 GMT -5
Almost all of the movies on MST probably had cool/grabbing posters, but once people actually saw the movie they're like "wow that movie really sucked, it was nothing like what the poster had Very true. This one boggles the mind. Although, if Bryan Adams and River Phoenix had been in the movie, it would have probably been a lot better.  Yeah this one is probably the most misleading, they even changed the freakin' name of the movie!  |
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 15:28:05 GMT -5
I can't see the poster. Could you repost it, please? Thanks! Fixed! Neat! |
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 15:38:05 GMT -5
Almost all of the movies on MST probably had cool/grabbing posters, but once people actually saw the movie they're like "wow that movie really sucked, it was nothing like what the poster had Very true. This one boggles the mind. Although, if Bryan Adams and River Phoenix had been in the movie, it would have probably been a lot better. How is this poster inaccurate? Let me count the ways..... Rowsdower wasn't a square-jawed hunk with a killer bod....he was a mulleted, mustached, pudgy, middle-aged, redneckish (Canadian equivalent) dumpy everyman-type. Troy wasn't a gorgeous young teen-dream....he was a skinny, awkward young teen-geek who looked & dressed like Gilligan. The poster looks like a big-budget Hollywood adventure-fest....the real movie was a quaint-but-lousy $1200.00 CDN college project. That is NOT the map in the background! Where, pray tell, are the creepy thingys going Blah...Bleeh...Bleh...uh...HSSSSSS.....or the Ponderosa Ad/demon cowhead thingy? Satoris didn't have a sword.....The movie was called The Final Sacrifice. |
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 15:45:54 GMT -5
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 18:54:29 GMT -5
MORE MISLEADING POSTERS  The poster shows a heroic, muscle-bound super-guy in a cool superhero costume....but in reality, he's a small, dorky, whiny, average-build guy in a getup comprised of Salvation Army castoffs. Also, the "Christmas Ornament Of The Gods" WAS NOT THE DEATH STAR! Batwoman didn't dress that way, she doesn't throw women around, she mostly sits around being matronly & no girl is threatened with a knife. There's no thrills, no adventure, no wildness, just murky incoherent schlock.  Cutezilla & O'Tannenbug DID NOT duke it out on the World Trade Center....in fact none of the film took place anywhere NEAR The Big Apple. Jet Jaguar & Gigan are nowhere to be seen. (I'm aware they were trying a tie-in with Dino DeLaurentis' King Kong remake but still....)  The blond lady is featured too prominently as if she were an actual character who has any bearing on the plot. |
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Post by continosbuckle on May 12, 2011 18:56:39 GMT -5
How about this one? WAR-WILF!!!    How can such a cheesy movie have such a terrifying, badass poster? And I don't know if you'd seen it, but it had that type of paper-the-name-of-which-I'm-forgetting that if you looked at it from the left, Paul's Paul, but if you looked at it from the right, he's a full warwilf. And if you picked it up and turned it over in your hand, he'd TRANSFORM from one to the other. Oooooo. |
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Post by continosbuckle on May 12, 2011 19:00:13 GMT -5
MORE MISLEADING POSTERS The blond lady is featured too promenently as if she were an actual character who has any bearing on the plot. I love how the first two actors billed are the "Spry Little Dad" and his wife who hangs around on the side of the road not doing anything. Not that anyone really starred in that movie. Hell, Tor himself sort of vanished in the middle there for an extended period. |
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 19:03:57 GMT -5
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 19:06:00 GMT -5
How about this one? WAR-WILF!!! How can such a cheesy movie have such a terrifying, badass poster? And I don't know if you'd seen it, but it had that type of paper-the-name-of-which-I'm-forgetting that if you looked at it from the left, Paul's Paul, but if you looked at it from the right, he's a full warwilf. And if you picked it up and turned it over in your hand, he'd TRANSFORM from one to the other. Oooooo. Neat, I know about those weird pics that change when you move them. Neat! |
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Post by Frameous on May 12, 2011 19:51:32 GMT -5
COOL POSTER, CRAPPY MOVIE  This poster hangs in my home. Along with these:    I honestly like aspects of all of these movies un-MSTied. Sure, they may be crappy movies, but I would rather watch any one of these over a Syfy original. They just don't make crap like they used to. |
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Post by BJ on May 12, 2011 20:48:12 GMT -5
That Zombie Nightmare poster is way too good. There's a sexy, not-crazy-looking voodoo lady, a fun font, realistic zombies, a graveyard... all great things that aren't in the film.
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Post by msmystie3000 on May 12, 2011 21:02:49 GMT -5
That Zombie Nightmare poster is way too good. There's a sexy, not-crazy-looking voodoo lady, a fun font, realistic zombies, a graveyard... all great things that aren't in the film. And I love that color scheme! I love that pic, period! |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2011 22:18:35 GMT -5
Thanks for the cool posters, msmystie!
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Post by notundercovercop32 on May 12, 2011 22:20:39 GMT -5
The Crawling Hand and Teenage Strangler poster are about as crappy as the film is. Notice how the monster in Blood Waters of Dr. Z looks way scarier than the monsterin the ZaAt poster.   |
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Post by dph on May 13, 2011 16:21:09 GMT -5
Hopefully this will end up on the right thread this time:
We should turn this into a misleading movie poster thread.
I'm enjoying seeing these posters, keep them coming.
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How can such a cheesy movie have such a terrifying, badass poster? 
