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Post by siamesesin on Apr 23, 2011 10:48:32 GMT -5
I'm bored. Who wants to joust?
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Post by mccloud on Apr 23, 2011 13:41:46 GMT -5
Do you haveth a horse?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 23, 2011 14:55:15 GMT -5
Unless thou hast been blessed by the Unholy Pow'rs with good timing, thou must have knowneth 'twas Speak Like Shakespeare Day in yon faire state of Illinois.
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 23, 2011 15:58:11 GMT -5
If only we had a board member named after a literary character whose specialty was jousting....
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 23, 2011 16:20:38 GMT -5
I can send some friends who do Renaissance reenacting.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 23, 2011 17:25:19 GMT -5
Forsooth, I've quaffed from my flagon of mead. Someone point me in the direction of the strumpets in corsets.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 23, 2011 17:48:31 GMT -5
I'm bored. Who wants to joust? So, you want to joust. Well seeing as my jouster is a .44 magnum, the most powerful jouster in the world and could knock your head clean off the question you have to ask yourself is, do you feel lucky, well do ya...punk?
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 23, 2011 18:19:22 GMT -5
Hi. I'm Affy. When I joust, I'm always sure to use the PhanCo brand Jouster 3000. It's Joust Enough to ensure victory.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 23, 2011 22:59:08 GMT -5
Well, hell, it is Shakespeare's birthday, after all. Or at least we think it is based on one church record.
And, why not? A classic undergrad "Renaissance" poem, but still one of my favorites:
A sweet disorder in the dresse Kindles in cloathes a wantonnesse: A Lawne about the shoulders thrown Into a fine distraction: An erring Lace, which here and there Enthralls the Crimson Stomacher: A Cuffe neglectfull, and thereby Ribbands to flow confusedly: A winning wave (deserving Note) In the tempestuous petticote: A carelesse shooe-string, in whose tye I see a wilde civility: Doe more bewitch me, then when Art Is too precise in every part.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 24, 2011 21:25:23 GMT -5
That is the most artful depiction of menstruation I've ever read.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 25, 2011 2:50:33 GMT -5
"A winning wave" indeed.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 25, 2011 6:49:53 GMT -5
That is the most artful depiction of menstruation I've ever read. Awesomeness. Why couldn't I have more students like DQ?
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Post by siamesesin on Apr 25, 2011 7:45:35 GMT -5
Awesomeness. Why couldn't I have more students like DQ? Sexual harassment lawsuits.
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 25, 2011 13:27:15 GMT -5
Sexual harassment panda.
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Post by siamesesin on Apr 25, 2011 13:55:29 GMT -5
I CRAVE MORE!
BRING ME THE TURKEY LEGS! CHUCK A WIMPLE ONTO MUMMI AND FETCH ME MITCHELL'S BEST CODPIECE TO DRINK MY ALE FROM!
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