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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2011 16:29:28 GMT -5
I have watched Dances with Wolves under the influence of NyQuil and I have. . .
. . .COMMUNED WITH THE EARTHMOTHER![/i][/size]
If you pray hard enough to me, and promise to smoke a metric ton of Peyote, I will bestow upon you a Caddo name!
NO, JENKEM DOESN'T COUNT, DQ
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 10, 2011 16:35:31 GMT -5
Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter....
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 10, 2011 16:39:10 GMT -5
I promise to tattoo it down my arm, even before reading it.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2011 19:29:49 GMT -5
Your Caddo name is. . . . . .DOG BLOWING CHUNKS! I promise to tattoo it down my arm, even before reading it. Your Caddo name is. . . . . .CRAPS IN PANTS!
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 10, 2011 20:06:38 GMT -5
Waddafug is a Caddo name?
Is that some new club downtown? Or maybe it's a question that actually makes sense? Screw this, I'm just going to lick tree frogs until I find one that makes me vomit uncontrollably, and then I'll presumably have a hallucination where I get one of them things myself! Yeah! Take that, Mitch!
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Krankor
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Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Aug 10, 2011 20:30:32 GMT -5
What is it? What is it? Can I have one?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 11, 2011 0:32:21 GMT -5
My Caddo name is Flounder.
Or probably it's something like "Squelches and Whelms."
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 11, 2011 10:00:57 GMT -5
Since I'm Lakota, does that mean I can attack the wagons and carry Mummi off as war plunder?
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Post by CBG on Aug 11, 2011 12:12:44 GMT -5
Can I just have the peyote?
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 11, 2011 14:05:05 GMT -5
Since I'm Lakota, does that mean I can attack the wagons and carry Mummi off as war plunder? Your Caddo name is CRISIS WITH IDENTITY!
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 11, 2011 14:44:03 GMT -5
Apparently you and the Earthmother were too busy "communing" for her to explain the difference between real tribes, WIDE BRUISED CANYON.
Mummi will bear my papoose, if you know what I mean.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 11, 2011 15:42:21 GMT -5
I think he just flushed it, actually.
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 11, 2011 15:55:05 GMT -5
The Kickapoo woman that lived next to us when I was a kid already gave me my Indian name.
I guess it was because I spent so much time on my own, without any friends, sitting in the backyard, shoving various objects down the front of my pants.
I am "Plays With Self."
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Torgo
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-segment with Crow?
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Post by Torgo on Aug 11, 2011 16:08:52 GMT -5
I already have one. It's "SH*TS LARGER THAN MITCHELL."
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 11, 2011 17:16:04 GMT -5
I already have one. It's "SH*TS LARGER THAN MITCHELL." Impossible.
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