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Post by Ratso on Nov 3, 2011 16:53:16 GMT -5
You know where the money is at freaks? Kid sh*t. No, not their actual feces... I mean stuff like Harry Potter, The Disney Channel, gay vampires, Paul Krugman books, etc. If you create something that appeals to kids that's just instant cash for the rest of your days.
So lets create a children's classic! I'm thinking something with British dinosaurs and puppies...
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Post by Ratso on Nov 3, 2011 17:09:28 GMT -5
Feast your retinas on the new Mickey Mouse of the 21st century!!!! Meet Yon Randolfosaurus!  He runs a pound for puppies and lost children! We need to start merchandising this SH*T!!! We need Yon Randolfosaurs lunch boxes and dolls and whatever else you can come up with. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 3, 2011 17:25:12 GMT -5
This has genius written all over it.
In bloody stool.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 3, 2011 19:17:17 GMT -5
Nestor, the Horse Rapist is a recurring character.
Kids love horses, and horses seem to love having sex with humans, based upon what I've seen in Mexico. We could even sell a kit so everyone can be just like their favorite rapist, Nestor.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2011 2:14:30 GMT -5
Who'll be the bad guy? Manny Meteorite? Gerald the Global Warming Gecko? Brea TarPits, the meanest dog eater this side of Tom Arnold?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 4, 2011 6:52:49 GMT -5
Who'll be the bad guy? Manny Meteorite? Gerald the Global Warming Gecko? Brea TarPits, the meanest dog eater this side of Tom Arnold? Rancid Antelope Dick Cheney and his Chain of Dicks. |
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2011 16:58:04 GMT -5
Dick Cheney can't be an antelope. Far too much running for survival. And he can't be Undead Rancid Antelope Dick Cheney, because REAL ZOMBIES DON'T flapjacksING RUN.
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Post by TheNewMads on Nov 4, 2011 17:29:38 GMT -5
dick cheney should have some sort of pacemaker-related superpower. like a removable heart he can fling like a boomerang, it flies out and wreaks devastation and then slingshots right back into his chest. his raspy, anaerobic catchphrase can be "GO KRAK YOURSELF." (obviously this would have to be edited for our child audiences.)
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Post by GodoHell on Nov 4, 2011 19:20:27 GMT -5
Still, I kind of like the idea of a prey animal shooting (accidentally, of course) his fellow prey animals.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2011 19:45:03 GMT -5
Can Yon Randolfosaurus have a sidekick, like a shrew-like reptile (screw you, Mitchell) who is much more capable of running things, at least until he evolves into something that is addicted to "Survivor"?
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Post by Ratso on Nov 13, 2011 20:05:56 GMT -5
You're all fired.
These ideas are kraking terrible.
You should all be put to death.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 14, 2011 1:49:19 GMT -5
You're all fired. These ideas are kraking terrible. You should all be put to death. You're the dingbat who came to Sloane for editorial. Be glad it didn't turn into porn starring Ed Asner in a Smoochy costume. |
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Post by Ratso on Nov 14, 2011 13:50:15 GMT -5
Be glad it didn't turn into porn starring Ed Asner in a Smoochy costume. NOW THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!! Somebody get PBS on the phone STAT! |
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 14, 2011 14:38:01 GMT -5
GENIUS!
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 14, 2011 16:35:50 GMT -5
I try to hand you Hamlet and you'd rather take Starlight Express.
It figures.
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